Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) You'll be tapped to train a newbie and smooth out beef between colleagues. New tools or AI will work perfectly as your co-pilot, allowing you to meet deadlines and clear your backlog faster. A juicy offer to jump ship will slide in with a short decision window. Dropping hints to your boss might trigger a counteroffer to make you stay.
(₿) Your inner CFO will battle with your Yolo alter ego. Saving will sound smart, but shopping is so much fun. Surprise bills for home, health or essential repairs may pop up. Someone close may ask to borrow money with no intention to pay back. Beware of spiritual scams and get-rich-quick schemes promising instant wealth.
(♥) You two will feel heard, understood and in sync. You're each other's comfort, support and inspiration. Expect nesting vibes, intimate alignment and Insta-worthy moments. A relative might casually ask about your wedding and baby plans.
(⚤) Your genuine sparkle will draw singles and not-so-singles. DMs will pile up and you can't get enough of the flattery. Get to know them but choose wisely. With great rizz comes great responsibility. Oh, one more thing: a romance scammer with a picture-perfect profile might DM you.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Expect sudden changes, difficult people and office drama but you'll adapt and slay every situation effortlessly. You'll get to show off in meetings, pitches and presentations with main character energy. Expect kudos and possibly a new opportunity from the higher-ups. Deep down, a light brownout and tiny bore-out may creep in.
(₿) The money you've been waiting for will hit your account. You may snag a small prize, mini windfall or extra income. Watch your wallet carefully. Friends may hype up overpriced fun and if you have kids, expect surprise costs. Travelling abroad soon? Keep your belongings locked down tight.
(♥) Talking money with your honey won't be easy but you’ll get on the same page financially. Expect a romantic getaway that'll reignite the spark and bring you closer. Between the sheets, fireworks await and you'll both be left breathless.
(⚤) Someone online will rizz you up just enough to make you smile. Differences in culture or age may make you hesitate to move beyond DMs, even if they're eager to meet IRL. Your curiosity's real, but so is your need to go at your own pace and protect your peace.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Gatekeepers and sneaky office politicians may block your path or create chaos. Hidden issues will suddenly combust into a dumpster fire, demanding immediate extinguishing. Momentum feels painfully slow, so pace yourself. Don't burn out. Back up your work and protect important files.
(₿) Saving will take a backseat while treat culture, soft life and maybe doom spending take the wheel. Just steer clear of moonshot schemes, get-rich-quick promises and investment scams dressed up as once-in-a-lifetime opportunities.
(♥) Your partner will get suspicious, checking your phone and interrogating your every move. Cheating accusations could fly, even if there's nothing to hide. The relationship will feel exhausting, like riding a roller coaster you can't get off. Still, you'll stick around. Attachment and fear of the unknown will keep you locked in place.
(⚤) You get to know potential romantic interests IRL and online. However, none really takes your breath away. You need someone to rise to your standard and you won't lower it anytime soon. You know what you want and you're not settling for less.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) Your bandwidth, combined with ingenuity and AI-augmented creativity, will increase your output. Momentum builds and prolific results follow. Expect a stretch assignment that'll push your boundaries and level up your skills. A senior colleague may guide you. Between jobs? Good news could come through a female friend.
(₿) An off-the-books side gig or under-the-radar work may pop up, pay nicely and allow you to flex your skills. Just keep the details locked down; discretion matters. One of your debts could be history. Beware of cheap travel deals. One wrong click could mean paying for a tour or vacation that never existed.
(♥) A canon event will shift the dynamic between you two, forcing you both to adjust how you handle your relationship. You'll make important decisions together about money, assets or shared goals. This pivotal week could lead to clear-coding and the start of a new era.
(⚤) Few new faces will orbit around you, but there's no spark. Already seeing someone? A met-amour will reach out and claim you're the backup plan. The person you're seeing will try to keep you by promising change, but actions speak louder than sweet talk.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) A fresh face on the team, shiny new tools or a budget boost will streamline your workflow and push your key project where you need it to go. Expect opportunities to expand your visibility and credibility and lock in partnerships that count. If you work in government, watch your back: kickbacks and sweeteners could trigger a shakedown later.
(₿) Sudden expenses will hit you and a fine or two are on the cards. Luckily, opportunities are drawn to you like a magnet. Friends will connect you to money-making chances.
(♥) A flirty stranger will test your relationship's temperature. They'll hit on you or your partner, causing jealousy to bubble. A small spat and fexting will follow. Your partner will eventually extend an olive branch and peace will be restored, along with a heart-to-heart in bed.
(⚤) You may lean into self-reliance and solo living. Hyper-productive energy might take over your life, while love will be put on the back burner. Still, a familiar face in your circle will shoot their shot, and a foreigner or tourist will confidently try to rizz their way into your heart.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You can handle sudden shifts, fresh demands from the top and new tools and trends. Collaboration and communication will be smooth. Progress will trend upward at a steady pace. A big negotiation or job interview coming up? You'll do so well they'll want to lock you in with paperwork before you're out the door.
(₿) Income boosts will pop up one after another, but you'll have to act quickly. Going all-in on one thing could be a recipe for disaster. Pick options that make sense. Stay alert for government impersonators asking for your bank details and phishing links disguised as your favourite things.
(♥) Buried truths and underlying tensions will surface, disrupting the flow between you and your partner. A well-meaning friend may try to help smooth things over, but their interference could backfire and add fuel to the fire. Stay level-headed and this messy time will pass.
(⚤) Dating someone? They might vanish overnight and then surface online celebrating their engagement or showing off a new love. It'll sting and you won't get closure or answers. Healing is your only path forward. Keep your filters on high both online and on a night out. Watch out for bed-hopping and hit-it-and-quit-it types.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You'll wrap up a tough assignment with flying colours, but don't expect downtime and celebration just yet. Higher-ups will immediately pull you into another high-stakes mission, counting on your brainpower. Your experience and strategy will keep everything in check. Watch out for a snake trying to steal your thunder.
(₿) A friendly uncle or big bro in your circle might share insider intel or plug you into a money-making opportunity. You can easily pay for your needs, indulge in something nice and still have enough left over for your rainy-day jar.
(♥) Your partner will be a little self-centred and flash some beige flags, yet you'll embrace all of their versions. A messy problem will pop up and you two will be each other's rock and reality check. Someone online might slide into your DMs.
(⚤) You ooze rizz and aura. Expect flirtatious energy from a few foreign and local admirers. You'll play it cool, fully aware of your magnetic pull. You'll keep things open and protect your peace while fate sends more romantic options your way.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Your bandwidth mixed with ingenuity and AI-augmented creativity will make your output outperform the standard metrics or industry norms. A team project will wrap up successfully and a small celebration could follow. Your network will scale up and get you in the right rooms. Facing a job interview or skill assessment? Expect a quick yes.
(₿) Your brain will run like a high-speed calculator. Lady Luck will be on your side. If you're selling property or brokering deals for others, it'll pan out beautifully. Essential bills won't stress you out, leaving room for little luxuries that spark joy for you and your loved ones.
(♥) Work, chores and invisible labour will pile up. You'll champion each other through it all while keeping healthy boundaries and carving out quality time. A small win or good news will inspire a mini celebration for you two. A well-meaning relative may randomly drop wedding bells or baby plans.
(⚤) Romance? Not on your radar this week. Nobody will pass your vibe check, and frankly, you're good with that. Your energy and time are flowing into work, wealth and wellness. Your bank account and work wins are giving you more butterflies than any potential date could right now.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) A new project or expanded work scope will sharpen your ability to navigate complex office dynamics. There'll be more meetings, but higher-ups will hand you more control and decision-making power. Budget your energy because the timeline may get stretched and urgent tasks will keep coming in. What awaits at the finish line will be worth your while.
(₿) This week brings money and mood swings. One minute you're all about the savings, the next you're ready to spend your budget into oblivion. Watch out for unexpected health or kid-related expenses that'll test your restraint. Before you sign anything involving money, property or investing, read every line.
(♥) Your secret or skeleton in the closet will come to light. Your partner will turn into Sherlock Holmes, checking your phone and questioning your every move. Your love will run hot and cold. Talks about commitment or long-term plans could become tense. Breathe. Losing your temper will only make things worse.
(⚤) A happily coupled-up cousin or friend might drop comments that sting about your single status. Nobody's really doing it for you right now, despite a few new faces in your orbit. An ex fighting with their current squeeze might come back. Don’t volunteer as their emotional snack bar or plan B.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You'll crack problems that stump everyone else and nail complex tasks on schedule. Tangible, measurable outcomes will stack up. Higher-ups will eat it up, greenlight your ideas and possibly give you the lead or a springboard. Office politicians and ladder climbers will side-eye your rise and work against you behind your back.
(₿) Held-up money will land in your account, with a small prize or windfall adding a tiny thrill. Pay or rate negotiations will swing your way. If you're fighting over money or assets, victory's yours. Carrying several debts? One is about to be gone for good.
(♥) Disagreements will dissolve quickly. No lingering drama. Good news will give you two reasons to pop a Champagne. You two will start a wholesome and healthy routine together. Sexy time will be less frequent, but it'll be spicy and steamy every time.
(⚤) Stuck in a dead-end situationship or replaying your ex like a broken record? Fate is sliding closure your way. New connections might pop up in your DMs, at work events, or through friends playing Cupid. You’ll explore the chemistry, test compatibility and maybe sexplore what truly turns you on.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) Tenacity, unwavering drive and hyper-focus will help you overcome any roadblock. New software or AI will be integrated into your usual process, helping you crush deadlines and pushing productivity higher. A tempting offer to jump ship will drop but it won't wait long. Dropping hints to your boss might inspire a counteroffer. Choose what is best for you.
(₿) A chance to monetise an asset or skill you already have will come up. Past efforts or investments will pay off and money management feels easier for you. You might spend money to resolve annoying issues and spoil yourself a little. Be extra cautious with any contract you're asked to sign.
(♥) A messy problem will resurface and you two will troubleshoot it together. You’ll spot new layers and mindsets in each other and the bond will tighten in real time. This rough patch could spark a deeper commitment or a new goal you'll build together.
(⚤) Dating someone? Things will go cold quickly. Chats will fizzle, then ghosting will turn you two into strangers eventually. Romance won't be your priority. You'll stay emotionally unavailable, unbothered and busy living your best life.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) Chaos and crisis turn into your springboard to shine and diversify your network. You’ll engineer clever fixes, streamline priorities, shuffle resources strategically and negotiate with tactical precision. A chance to relocate, switch departments or jump ship may come up. Read the fine print and protect your perks.
(₿) Necessary expenses will get sorted out easier. A financial spat with someone close may flare up, but compromise will win if you stay cool. If you work in government, watch your back: kickbacks and sweeteners could blow up in your face later. Beware of phishing disguised as fun or fandom.
(♥) Work, chores and invisible labour will stack up, but you’ll champion each other and keep your couple time as scheduled. A mini win or good news will drop and you'll celebrate and make it feel like the main event. Pillow talk could lead to making a baby, booking a honeymoon or bigger commitments.
(⚤) You'll be way more interested in stacking cash and collecting business cards than catching feelings. Flirty newcomers may appear online or at casual gatherings, but read the room. They're likely fishing for only hookups, not anything serious.
