Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Sudden changes in plans and personnel will cause you to leave your usual playbook behind. You'll step out of your comfort zone and quickly find your groove in the unfamiliar. High-maintenance clients might test your limits. Business owners, be ready to start a major pivot and ride a new wave of innovation.
(₿) A friendly uncle or big bro in your circle will share insider intel or plug you into a low-key money-making opportunity. Your investment instincts stay sharp through the ebb and flow of market. You'll adjust your spending fast and feel comfortably in control, no matter what curveballs come your way.
(♥) More togetherness is on the cards but expect petty squabbles with your partner more than usual. Be prepared for some paranoia in your relationship. You may feel trapped as they scrutinise your every move and suspect you of seeing someone else.
(⚤) Beware of dating fatigue. Instead of searching for 'The One', you'll choose to be 'The One' for yourself and pour love into your own soul. For those still dating around, expect a total train wreck. The drama you'll find yourself in? Totally self-inflicted.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Your long-term projects start to wear you down, but the payoff ahead will fuel your drive to push through the fatigue. A higher-up may offload their responsibilities onto your plate. A competitive colleague may keep you under a microscope, waiting for a slip-up. Paperwork, contracts or travel plans will stall or shift. Always have a Plan B ready.
(₿) Your income will match your hustle. Money will be spent on what lights you up. It's an investment in your happiness. No regrets, just pure satisfaction. Avoid joint ventures. If you're mixing money with friendships, brace yourself for some serious friction.
(♥) The stars are nudging you and your partner toward a relationship turning point. Long distance or unfamiliar territory will push you to realign shared goals. Trust the process. You'll move forward together, recalibrating expectations and building a steady rhythm as a team.
(⚤) You'll vibe with a foreigner or someone from a completely different world and the chemistry will be palpable.They'll want to explore what this could become. You, however, will feel split between curiosity and caution, torn between testing the water and fiercely guarding your independent era.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Simple tasks may carry unexpected stings. Resource bottlenecks, slow approvals and paperwork hurdles might stall your progress. Prepare to navigate high-maintenance personalities and toxic office politics. From power plays to mind games and blame game, the atmosphere is volatile. Expect pointed words, potential betrayal and the emergence of a sworn enemy.
(₿) Watch your wallet. Cut the fluff and stick to the essentials. A sudden major repair or hefty fine is on the cards. Be wary of financial foul play or infighting with business partners. A competitor might try to encroach on your territory.
(♥) If you're committed and exclusive, expect some petty arguments. They're free therapy to keep your bond from rusting. Two-timing? You're about to be caught in 4K. Time to face the music. Karma always collects and no one can outrun it.
(⚤) Trying to win someone's heart? You're being friend-zoned by fate. They'll hard launch their new relationship with someone else on their socials. Bed-hoppers and hit-it-and-quit-it types will try to lure you both online and during nights out.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You're entering a new era of refined efficiency. Bottlenecks are clearing, making way for a seamless and regular output. You'll handle hurdles with intuitive ease, without burning out. You'll speak everyone's language, from corporate jargon to common man slangs and get results. An opportunity to relocate or move to a new organisation will knock on your door.
(₿) A well-connected friend will share some strategic insight, plug you into a profitable opportunity or help you seal a sweet deal. Money you lost hope on might circle back. Beware of a scam disguised as a noble cause. Keep your heart open but keep your wallet closed.
(♥) Your relationship is entering its zen era. You'll handle your partner's quirks with newfound grace and old drama will officially expire. You two may bond over a new wellness routine. Expect playful bedroom antics.
(⚤) If you're stuck in a dead-end situationship, you'll find the strength to cut the cord. No drama, no regrets. Just moving on for good. A casual group outing might lead to an instant click with a stranger from a very different world.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Your ideas will face some resistance. You're thinking ahead, but the higher-ups aren't there yet. A work trip or training is on the cards, but the resulting backlog will stretch your mental bandwidth to the limit. Watch for miscommunication in contracts or legal paperwork. Double-checking the details will save you a major headache later.
(₿) Trying to negotiate for financial backing or secure funding? The deal will hit a temporary snag. Your earnings won't sit still. They'll spike, dip and test your emotional stability. Your inner CFO will battle your Yolo self. The urge to splurge and the wisdom to save will be your shoulder angel.
(♥) A beautiful shift is coming. You two will speak the same love language. The petty bickering will fade out. You'll be each other's safe space when the world feels loud. Expect plenty of quality, Insta-worthy moments together. Between the sheets, familiar heat will meet adventurous exploration.
(⚤) Cupid's working overtime, serving you several romantic options from different categories, from clingy to gorgeous. You'll smoothly schedule dates, explore and maybe sexplore, too. This week is all about finding who truly gives you all the feels and passes your vibe check.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Don't get involved in office drama and power play. The office morale is low. Resource bottlenecks, slow approvals and paperwork delays might stall your momentum and push back your deadlines. A tempting job offer may land in your inbox. If you try to quit, your boss will try to convince you to stay.
(₿) A small windfall is on the cards. Your hobby or passion project is ready to be your next side hustle. Be mindful of tourist traps and overpriced stuff. Save your money for the real deal. Your kids or pets may cost you more than usual.
(♥) You two will find more time together. Expect a sudden honeymoon phase that will have you both feeling like you're back in the early days of your romance. Bedroom energy will get a massive software update and everything may feel brand new. Pillow talk might drift toward baby names or a bigger commitment.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone or juggling romantic options, you might soft-launch with the one who truly matches your energy. Single and seeking? You'll meet someone who gives you butterflies. Just pace yourself. You might catch feelings faster than they do, so try not to come on too strong too early.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) The deadlock is breaking. The heavy lifting is almost over. Your workflow will find its groove. Work that fits your values will come your way. Get ready for a sudden trip or mastering a new craft; it's going to be beneficial and will leave you feeling empowered.
(₿) Expect some heavy spending on travel or housing, but your earnings will keep you afloat. A friend or connection will drop good news or step in with support. If you're an investor, sudden market moves might force you to tear up your current playbook and start fresh.
(♥) You two will bicker over nothing simply to keep the boredom at bay. You'll talk it through, just try not to roll your eyes too hard. One warning: watch what you eat or you'll both be bonding over food poisoning.
(⚤) Dating or juggling romantic options? You'll ghost someone and get ghosted by someone. Suddenly, your dating roster sort itself out. Seeing no one? Romance won't be a priority. You'll be deep in a glow-up era, upgrading your mindset, habits and bank balance. Growth first. Love can wait.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
(⏰) You'll effectively outmanoeuvre obstacles and nip drama in the bud. Teamwork will click and deadlines will fall one by one. Any campaign or event you launch will win hearts, wallets and screen time. A collective win is coming, followed by a well-deserved celebration. Your professional circle will widen. Expect negotiations where everyone leaves the table feeling like a winner.
(₿) You'll be frugal with your necessities but spend more on leisure and entertainment. If you have kids or pets, be ready for a surprise expense that can't wait. Watch for investment red flags. Fake news and disinformation may come your way. Stay skeptical and DYOR.
(♥) Egos will clash. Arguments will no longer be about clarity but conquest. Cruel words and old wounds might be used as leverage. It's a battle of wills with no winners. Bold advances from someone will trigger a spiral of suspicion and drama.
(⚤) Trying to win someone's heart? You're destined to outshine the competition, but once the dust settles, you'll find their ideals misaligned with yours. Disillusionment will set in. Searching? A silver-tongued charmer may approach with warmth and flattery, but their eyes are on your money not your heart.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
(⏰) Have a Plan B ready. Paperwork, contracts or travel plans may stall or shift. Someone else's buried mistakes may surface and your boss will expect you to clean them up. Beware of face-to-face miscommunications. Think twice before hitting send or reacting emotionally online. One careless message could spark major drama.
(₿) A well-connected contact will bridge your niche skills to a rewarding opportunity. Your money goals are solid but your friends may slow you down. Expect impulse spending every time you go out with them. Look into all of your subscriptions and see which one you can live without.
(♥) You'll get to spend more time with your partner, but the vibe will feel like full bars of Wi-Fi with zero connection. Expect mismatched expectations, clashing money habits and some family drama piling on the stress. Upgrade your communication.
(⚤) You might shoot your shot at someone who barely notices you, going all out just to be seen but only being met with indifference. It'll feel like you're playing the lead role in a romance they never signed up for. A romance scammer may slide into your DMs. Don't fall for them.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22-Jan 19
(⏰) You'll step into a cutthroat, dog-eat-dog work environment where politics heat up and competition turns ruthless. Today's ally could be tomorrow's enemy. Secure your output and lock down your ideas. Don't let someone else run away with your hard work. Business owners, watch out for underhanded tactics trying to force you into an unfair deal.
(₿) Watch your spending! Amid bestie recommendations, influencer must-haves and limited-time deals, the urge to splurge is real. Temptations are coming for your savings. Keep an eye out for investment red flags. Fake news and disinformation might find their way to you. Stay skeptical and DYOR.
(♥) You're a bit handful and not your default self. Yet, your partner will stay your #1 fan, being obsessed with every version of you. They'll find your quirks and cranky moments cute. Your sexy time will get saucier.
(⚤) Your main character energy is peaking. You'll glow with confidence, drawing attention from singles and taken alike. If you're seeing someone, you might bench them to play the field and see who else truly matches your vibe. No Rush. You're the one in control.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20-Feb 18
(⏰) Big wins and solid results are very likely. You'll be tackling complex new tasks and navigating a minefield of shady characters. If you're in the public sector, watch your back: kickbacks and sweeteners could trigger a shakedown later. Seeking a job? An exciting offer is on the cards but you should always read the fine print first.
(₿) A rival may encroach on your income source or try to disrupt your cash flow. A family member could come asking for money and turning them down won't be easy. If you have kids or pets, be ready for unexpected expenses. This is a time when strategy and boundaries matter most.
(♥) Minor clashes may arise, but you'll handle them with an open heart. Your communication is on point. You are each other's anchor and guide. Travel vibes are strong, but stay sharp. Ensure your bags and valuables are secure. Don't let any theft dampen your trip.
(⚤) You might vibe with someone who isn't on the same page. It's an unrequited spark and honestly, that might be a blessing in disguise given the red flags they're carrying. Chemistry is missing a second ingredient for a reason. An ex might crawl back, thinking you can their temporary fix.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
(⏰) You'll discover a new way of working or a workflow hack to skyrocket your productivity and mental clarity. You'll breeze through your backlog and crush your to-do list. An opportunity for a department shift, relocation or a fresh start at a new organisation may happen but you'll have to take it or leave it immediately. Your intuition is your best guide here.
(₿) Big spending on travel or your vehicle awaits. Your past efforts are coming to fruition. Expect a successful pay or rate negotiation. Legal disputes will be settled in your favour and lost items you've been searching for will find their way back to you.
(♥) The spark will be on pause and your expectations won't align. You might find yourself navigating a silent gap where words fail and emotions feel distant. This relationship is slipping into autopilot mode and you may face your partner becoming overly suspicious and constantly checking up on you.
(⚤) Cupid's throwing chances your way, both IRL and online. You might play the field, explore connections and maybe sexplore a little. But no one will clear the bar you've set. You'll stay single by choice, not for lack of options.
