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Your spot-on weekly horoscope for work, money and relationships from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- ⏰ is for work, ₿ is for money, ❤️ is for coupled life and ⚤ is for single life
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♈ Aries
March 21 – April 19
⏰Your proposal or bright idea lands under serious scrutiny, so expect questions, not quick applause. An email could bring an unexpected change of plans. Some hidden issues surface, and a last-minute meeting could stir up workplace tension. Fresh intel may have you rethinking your career move.
₿ Financial luck finds you at the right time, bringing a well-timed money-making opportunity or cash you almost write off. Your budget may comfortably cover the basics with room for fun, but getting carried away with treats and things you’ve been wanting could delay your savings goal.
❤️ Your social calendar gets busier as you catch up with friends and spend more time out and about. Extra attention follows and someone may leave sweet comments, cute emojis or flirty stickers on your socials. Your partner might notice and start questioning, wondering whether it counts as micro-cheating.
⚤ A friend, colleague or someone in your network plays Cupid, introducing you to an intriguing prospect. A date could quickly hit your calendar, but you’re hardly ready to end your single era. You’re enjoying your freedom and still curious about who else is out there.
♉ Taurus
April 20 – May 20
⏰ A major project could cross an important finish line, paving the way for a more ambitious opportunity. Recognition may follow, with praise or positive feedback landing your way. A launch, pitch or work event could succeed despite a few hiccups. Business owners may seal a promising collaboration or partnership deal.
₿ Money troubles could become far more manageable when the right person steps in with a practical solution. Your professional or social network may bring a side gig or a new way to earn. Financial negotiations could get tricky, but your diplomacy, creativity and quick wit should help seal the deal.
❤️Romance still has plenty of spark, with the connection between you staying easy and alive. Meanwhile, a career win could turn you and your partner into friendly rivals, each success spurring the other to keep up. Work, family and outside demands may also compete for your time together.
⚤ A fun social event introduces you to someone popular, and apparently, their fan club is already accepting members. Getting their attention may come with some competition, but you could still stand out from the crowd. Your charm gives you a real fighting chance.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – June 20
⏰An assignment that feels right up your alley comes your way, bringing fresh motivation and getting your creative juices flowing. Teamwork feels smoother, making it easier to keep projects moving forward. Your ideas could click with the right people, earning support or sparking an unexpected opportunity. Job hunting? You could land a role in beauty, art, design, entertainment or hospitality.
₿ Past efforts bear fruit or something you've nurtured starts paying off. A hobby, talent, or creative project could become a sweet little income stream. More money may hit your account, but your treat-yourself spending could level up just as fast. Your inner spender has a few ideas, tempting you with little luxuries.
❤️You and your partner are more in sync, with more quality time filling the calendar. Romantic conversations pick up, alongside dinner dates, fun outings and a little choremance. Pillow talk might get surprisingly practical, drifting toward moving in, tying the knot or plotting the honeymoon.
⚤ Someone new could catch your eye with a vibe that feels familiar, like your old flame got a reboot. A friend who’s already taken or on a break might suddenly get extra sweet and touchy. Cute in theory, but tread carefully before it gets messy.
♋ Cancer
June 21 – July 22
⏰Multiple projects pile onto your schedule, stretching your range across different roles while sharpening your ability to pivot and prioritise. Complex problems bring out your sharpest thinking, while rising expectations from higher-ups keep you on your toes. A job offer may come your way and breaking the news to your boss could prompt a tempting counteroffer.
₿ You’re hustling harder and hungrier for more income. Luck meets you halfway with fresh money-making opportunities. A bold bet or a speculative move could score you an early win, but that taste of success may tempt you to raise the stakes and risk giving it all back. Your inner CFO says save. Your Yolo side may splurge.
❤️ You two may hash out household duties and shared expenses, basically rewriting the rulebook for life together. Your partner could come through when a personal problem needs sorting out. A relative or someone close might ask you both for help, which could leave you two less than perfectly in sync.
⚤ Someone you know plays matchmaker, setting you up with a new face. If you have a crush, they might start matching your energy, texting first, flirting back, or showing clearer signs of interest. An old flame may pop up, saying they miss you, then ask to borrow some cash.
♌ Leo
July 23 – Aug 22
⏰Congrats, you're great at your job. Higher-ups are taking notice, but doing too well comes with an unofficial workload upgrade. The stars call you a victim of competence; you call it being the office MVP. The bar is rising and so is the pressure. A colleague or two may slide work your way. Your overloaded schedule could translate into something tangible.
₿ A kind auntie or big sis might drop a money-making opportunity in your lap. Money feels less tight, giving you room to enjoy a few finer things. A little self-care, a home upgrade, or a quality-of-life buy could make the cut, all while your financial cushion stays intact.
❤️Your partner brings good news that could fast-track a shared goal. Finances come up for discussion, with joint decisions made in record time. Pillow talk might drift toward moving in, tying the knot or making a bigger commitment.
⚤ You're catching feelings fast and sparks could fly faster. More than one person may slide into your romantic rotation, with chats piling up and even back-to-back dates on the calendar. Dating might get pricey when chemistry clouds your judgment. Love is blind, but your banking app isn't.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
⏰A brownout could creep in even while your work stays impressively on point. Routine tasks may start feeling painfully repetitive, and a new project could land without sparking much excitement. You may find yourself craving more distance from the office noise. A message or small detail could slip past your attention when your mind is elsewhere.
₿ A subscription or leisure expense could get the chop. You may sell collectables or hobby gear you've lost interest in for extra cash. A time-hungry side hustle might lose its appeal, while a different way to earn starts looking far more worthwhile.
❤️You two are a power couple, but you're giving more co-founders than lovers. Constant adulting and busy schedules keep shoving your romance to the background. Luckily, carving out a quiet pocket of time together will spark a comforting talk, instantly reviving the playful chemistry you missed.
⚤ You might overthink every flirty exchange, letting logic steal the fun out of dating and romance. You might realise your worth, refusing to lower the bar and unapologetically picking good food, uninterrupted sleep and peace of mind over mediocre company.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
⏰Your growing expertise opens doors, with bosses and clients trusting you with bigger, more demanding assignments. This opportunity comes with a heavier workload, finer details and higher standards. Some tasks may demand your full concentration, with every step carrying more weight than usual. The intensity could push your skills to a new level.
₿ Expected income may face delays and fall short of your target. You'll try loud budgeting, but entertainment cravings, fandom Fomo and influencer hype could spark a splurge. Gambling, high-stakes trading and speculative bets are traps. Investing with friends? Brace for money conflicts and drama that won't fade easily.
❤️Fewer sparks, more financial friction. Mismatched expectations and stubborn mindsets are hitting your relationship hard. Egos are high, compromise is low. Also, your partner's friend might get a little too close for comfort and blur boundaries, triggering your jealousy. Stay calm before reacting.
⚤ You might crush on your friend’s crush. To protect the friendship, you’ll likely lock down your feelings and freeze any moves. Moving to dating apps? Watch out for romance scammers. If they sound too perfect, they’re after your wallet, not your heart.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
⏰Success or a strong performance review brings more work, tighter deadlines and pressure to keep delivering. A bigger role puts you under the spotlight, with rivals watching for slip-ups or trying to undermine your work. A sudden team shake-up may leave you inheriting someone else's workload, along with loose ends they never quite tied up. You've got this.
₿ Your income matches your hustle, with steady effort translating into tangible returns. A friend could connect you with a money-making opportunity or your networking may pay off. You handle the essentials without much fuss while investing in your growth through a course, training or useful tools.
❤️Things get a little more social, with dinners, parties or group plans bringing you and your partner closer. You may feel more like best friends again, with extra laughs and easy chemistry. Good news gives you both something to celebrate and could spark a fresh shared dream.
⚤ Healing from heartbreak or a past love? Your heart may find some closure and move forward. Your social scene is about to serve up some romantic potential. A friend might suddenly give off flirty energy or a fresh face might catch your eye through mutual friends, a group hangout or a shared interest.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
⏰Your body of work comes under review, bringing well-earned recognition and a stretch opportunity. Overlooked mistakes or hidden irregularities could suddenly surface and you may be trusted with the cleanup. Competing priorities and tricky people dynamics land in your lap, yet you keep things moving. A place you applied to ages ago might come back with an offer.
₿ Money you’re expecting could get held up, or a borrower may become suspiciously hard to reach. A surprise expense may pop up around healthcare, essential tech repairs, or someone who depends on your wallet. A generous older relative or friend may pick up the tab or cover a few costs.
❤️Minor disagreements lose steam fast as you both find an easy middle ground. Your partner becomes your career cheerleader and money matters feel more like teamwork than tension. You're each other's comfort zone and trusted sounding board. Conversations around engagement or a wedding get more serious.
⚤ Seeing someone? You may hard-launch things into official territory. Totally single? You might connect with someone at work or a networking event, keeping things low-key to dodge the gossip mill. Professional banter could turn into a thrilling, after-hours spark.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
⏰Your strategic savviness will come into play, helping you navigate office politics and red tape with greater finesse. You may be entrusted with a confidential project and sensitive information. Your professional circle could expand across borders, with new international connections bringing fresh opportunities that may lead to negotiations over business deals or employment contracts.
₿ You may discover a new way to make money and develop it into a fresh income stream. Getting it off the ground could require a sizable upfront investment. The prospect of earning more might push you toward riskier financial moves than usual.
❤️An impromptu date at a new spot sparks fresh vibes. Your partner might pull off an unexpectedly sweet gesture that melts your heart. A road trip could trigger a deep conversation about upgrading your shared life goals. Long-distance lovers: an unexpected shift may bridge the distance or pave the way for a reunion.
⚤ Seeing someone? Things are levelling up and they might want labels. Single and seeking? A detour from your routine or a trip out of town drops a cute stranger with a different culture or lifestyle into your lap. It's butterflies and good vibes. Just don't get ten steps ahead while they're still on step one.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
⏰A major project may reach a key milestone, earning you recognition and giving your team something worth celebrating. More work comes your way, bringing more people into the mix and mixed signals or conflicting ideas might arise. Business or employment negotiations look promising, but read the fine print before that shiny deal gets your signature.
₿ Money you're expecting may arrive late. A recent purchase might break and demand another payment, or an impulse buy could leave you with buyer's remorse. Someone close to you may face a financial rough patch and turn to you for support. Still, some savings and income streams remain intact, giving your finances room to breathe.
❤️ Your hectic schedule might hijack the romance, exposing mismatched routines, clashing lifestyles and annoying little habits. Welcome to the reality-check phase: time to split responsibilities, compromise and figure out what practically works. It’s less of a fairytale and more of a trial-and-error adjustment period for your relationship.
⚤ A friend or colleague might be creeping into romance territory. Or, if you’ve been consistently putting yourself out there for your crush, your effort is paying off. The distance is shrinking. Don’t rush it, though. It’s a slow-burn connection, not a rom-com.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – March 20
⏰Your everyday work catches the right eyes and a bigger assignment lands on your desk. A senior may share hard-won know-how, prep you for greater responsibility and back you up against critics. Success could follow your negotiations, pitches, job interviews and brand-building efforts.
₿ Socialising costs you more, but meetups and networking could pay off with a money-making opportunity or profitable collaboration. If you're a broker or middleman, you may successfully close a deal. A fun night out with friends could end with an awkward group-chat sequel when the bill needs splitting.
❤️A lingering relationship question could get resolved, with a straight-talking conversation clarifying where you both stand. Life gets busier for both of you, but your connection won’t get lost in the shuffle. A shared plan may gain major momentum, turning “maybe someday” into “let’s do this”.
⚤ An aggressive pursuer might shoot their shot and come on too strong. It’s giving desperate, not romantic. Already talking to someone? They might want to skip the trial period and take things to the next level.
