Booze not a narcotic
Re: "Do the same with booze", (PostBag, June 29).
I read the would-be philosopher Felix Qui's nifty poetic prose comparing booze to buds, saying that: "...and if alcohol meets those [cannabis] criteria as well, then it too must be added to the list of controlled narcotics".
Well, gee whiz, the last time I checked, alcohol is not from the family of narcotic plants. It comes from yeast and sugar, and I should well know as I homebrewed beer in America for much of my life.
So you cannot add alcohol to any list of narcotics, and no, I have never seen a 7/11 in Thailand selling booze to five-year-olds, and yes, there is a five-year-old in the tavern I am writing this in. He's drinking a glass of milk with his dad. Yet, applying Mr Qui's logic, perhaps we should add milk to the list of narcotics, ban cigarettes, but legalise crack/cocaine. Mr Qui is a nice man, but with all due respect, he's getting carried away. Alcohol is not a narcotic, and to Mr Qui, I'd say I am less drunk than thee.