Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Obstacles may come in various forms ranging from difficult people, inadequate resources, to bigwigs breathing down your neck to wrap up projects early. Surprise travel might disrupt your schedule. But every challenge will level up your communication and problem-solving skills. You'll also build fresh connections that become reliable allies along the way.
(₿) Play defence with your wallet. Money owed to you may not arrive as expected. A vehicle repair, medical bill or can't-wait expense could ambush you. Double-check every contract and financial doc before signing anything. Avoid taking risks on March 10-11.
(♥) Any lingering tension with your partner will soften and wounds will start to heal. A relationship reboot is on the cards for better. You two will be each other's safe space and spark. Expect more peace, tenderness and romance. Between the sheets, familiar heat will meet curious, playful exploration.
(⚤) You'll cross paths and connect with all kinds of people. The surprise spark may come from someone you wouldn't normally consider. Attraction could feel fluid. You'll want to sit with your feelings and see what (or who) feels right for you.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Stuck on something insoluble? Your eureka moment is around the corner. A fresh, exciting project will land on your desk — one that bridges borders, embraces innovation, or taps into what's trending worldwide. You'll play a key role, gaining skills and perspectives that widen your world. Surprise travel and impromptu pitches might come up unexpectedly.
(₿) Everything you've been working hard for translates into satisfying income. A new opportunity or tool could boost your earning potential. If you have several debts, one might become history. Watch out for flashy ads and impulse-buy urges.
(♥) Busy schedules and personal obligations eat away at romance and connection. Expectations may clash and small annoyances stemming from your partner pile up. You’ll likely stay quiet, feeling too drained to argue or address them. Silence might seem easier, but bottling things up won’t make the tension disappear.
(⚤) If you are getting to know someone, the chemistry will cool down and conversations may fizzle into polite pauses. A stranger online will turn out to be charming and chatting with them could get sweet. They'll push to meet with you IRL, but you'll prefer keeping things online.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Higher-ups will notice your cool-headed problem-solving and diplomatic finesse, making you their first call when things get messy. Expect to get pulled into sensitive situations and sudden crises. It’s pressure, sure, but it pays in growth, credibility and maybe a small boost to your income.
(₿) An opportunity overseas or behind-the-scenes work could boost your cash flow. Financial talks and contract negotiations may get tricky, but the final outcome will be positive. Don't put your name on anyone's loans or debts. That's their battle, not yours.
(♥) Communication will improve and you two will feel easier to be around each other. You two will relax, recharge and reconnect with some quality downtime. When life throws curveballs, you'll move as a team. Love won’t be perfect, but it'll feel like home.
(⚤) Someone you know who's taken or on a break will act unusually sweet around you. It'll feel flattering — maybe even thrilling — but this situation screams complications. Keep boundaries clear and save yourself the headache.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) A secret assignment or behind-the-scenes side hustle will add to your usual workload, but it'll boost your income considerably. Watch your back though — a so-called ally in your network might try to claim credit for your work or steal your thunder. If you're on the job hunt, an opening in a different city or time zone is on the cards.
(₿) You’ll get insider intel that helps you spend smarter or boost your portfolio. Your radar for extra income will be sharp and you might spot a rare opportunity that most people don’t even realise. Your scam-dar will be on point, too. Scammers will bounce off you like a bad cheque.
(♥) Expect tension with your partner over money and misaligned expectations. Secrets or unspoken issues may surface, too. Keep your cool, communicate with empathy and you'll find a compromise that works for both.
(⚤) Stuck in a dead-end situationship or can't stop thinking about an ex? Closure's finally coming. New connections pop up both IRL and online. You'll explore who and what gets you going sexually. This week's about figuring out what kind of love fits your life.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You’ll adapt to sudden changes and shifting priorities without missing a beat. Sky-high expectations and tough standards from bigwigs and picky clients won’t faze you. Your performance could land you a coveted opportunity that has certain colleagues giving you the side-eye. Pause and ask yourself if this really fits your life before you reach for it.
(₿) Socialising costs more than you think but you'll get more opportunities in return. Be ready for new clients, side gigs and extra cash. If you’re selling something or brokering deals, success is within reach. Struggling with debt? You could renegotiate terms, restructure payments, or manage everything in ways that lighten your load.
(♥) Mismatched expectations are likely to surface. Your partner will bulldoze through decisions, treating your opinion like background noise. Boredom will bite, and a discreet dating app or website might feel tempting. You may feel under-appreciated and wonder if you still have your mojo.
(⚤) Someone who seems like the full package may waltz into your life. The connection could click fast, like soulmate energy on express delivery. They'll look right, sound right and feel right. Almost too right. Your gut will warn you to be cautious. Good vibes are great, but don’t let the glitter make you miss the glitches.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Unexpected restructuring or shifting plans will push you into unfamiliar territory with challenging new tools and tricky personalities to navigate along the way. Last-minute tasks will test your adaptability. Double-check online communication before you hit send. This week demands flexibility and patience, and you’ll come out stronger for it.
(₿) Your past effort or investment start to pay off. Money you've been waiting for will finally show up in your account. A surprise setback will pressure you to trim unnecessary costs and get serious about your spending discipline. Consider it a wake-up call, not a crisis — the kind that teaches you how to regain control.
(♥) You and your partner will talk more clearly. Fewer mixed signals, more heartfelt messages. A tough situation might surface — something you've never faced together. You'll handle it side by side while lifting each other up. This challenge will strengthen your bond and help you both grow.
(⚤) Your positive vibe will pull in admirers like moths to a flame. But not everyone showing interest will truly be single. Some might be stretching the truth about their relationship status. Trust your gut when something or someone feels off.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) Work gets more demanding. Tough tasks, office politics and mind games roll in like uninvited guests who refuse to leave. Delayed documents, resource scarcity and tech glitches will test your last nerve. But you’ll handle people, pressure and problems like a pro in the making. It’s messy, but you’re building real strength. Consider this your masterclass in resilience.
(₿) Expect income delays and surprise expenses in the form of repairs or necessary bills for your dependents. Before you sign anything financial, read every line twice. Don't invest with friends, lend them cash or guarantee their debts. It might seem harmless now, but it could genuinely hurt you (and your wallet) down the line.
(♥) You and your partner will swing between closeness and conflict, like you’re dancing to different rhythms. One minute you're all over each other, the next you're at each other's throats. An intriguing stranger from the DMs or a discreet dating app might shoot their shot and make your heart race — cute and dangerously tempting.
(⚤) You'll attract a foreigner and the spark will be instant. A language barrier might show up, but you two will still connect. The fumbling will be cute, the effort will be sexy and somehow you'll understand each other deeply. Fluency in attraction beats fluency in grammar.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Your intuition and creativity will sync beautifully, letting you read the room and craft solutions that hit different. Higher-ups will back your ideas or greenlight your proposals. You'll be the team's trusted guru, peacekeeper and unofficial therapist all in one. A secret project or under-the-radar side gig might come in to thicken your wallet a bit.
(₿) Someone who owes you money will postpone payment but won't stop posting their lavish lifestyle online. Family drama might erupt over inheritance or a relative you can't refuse will ask for a loan. Sudden expenses may strike if you've got dependents relying on your wallet. Fortunately, fate will drop some earning opportunities in your lap.
(♥) Dividing chores, childcare duties and day-to-day responsibilities with your partner will feel more effortless. Expect sweet pockets of quality time together. An unexpected situation might push you both to make a joint decision about a car, home, or shared asset.
(⚤) An IRL friend may want to be romantic with you but you'll politely maintain the friendzone. Someone online might ignite flirty-witty chats and butterflies. You'll be ready to take things offline and want an IRL meetup, but they'll prefer to stay behind the screen, sticking to texting. They may be hiding something.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Your consistent effort will pay off with real results and well-deserved recognition. You may be tapped to train a newbie or guide a less experienced teammate. Conflicts and sudden changes won’t throw you off. Solo tasks progress smoothly while collaborative work wraps up successfully with a little celebration on the side. Job hunting? Good news or a promising opportunity is on its way.
(₿) An insurance payout, refund or delayed payment will finally land in your account. A surprise windfall, prize or inheritance could land in your lap, too. Keep quiet about it to avoid freeloaders. Watch your valuables like a hawk on March 11-12 as a thief may target you.
(♥) Family drama will flare up. Old wounds and unresolved issues will resurface too. Pause before you say anything to your partner, whether it's IRL or online. One rushed or careless word could blow up into something way bigger. Don't add fuel to the fire.
(⚤) An opportunity to get to know your crush presents itself. Don't get too eager or too available for them or else you may seem desperate. You like them more than they like you. Your ex, who's already taken, may show up but they're only after a casual hookup. Hard pass.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You might jump ship, switch teams or dive into fresh projects. It'll feel exciting and more rewarding, even if the learning curve isn't easy. Tough challenges are part of the package. Stay sharp with online communication and double-check what you share. Growth requires grit.
(₿) Income matches your effort. Refund or insurance payout may show up. You could also score an unexpected windfall or prize. Tell no one or everyone will suddenly call you their “bestie”. A valuable item you thought was gone for good will be returned.
(♥) Boredom might bubble up, leaving you irritated with your partner's quirks. You'll bite your tongue instead of starting a war. Saving energy feels smarter than arguing over nothing. A dating app might feel tempting because you wonder if you still got it.
(⚤) You'll chat with a few admirers online. The one you like most may play it slow, leave you on read and seem allergic to IRL plans. You might end up meeting the one you ranked dead last IRL. Real face time will confirm exactly why they came last in your ranking.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) Tasks will pile up and the pace will pick up. But it'll sharpen your thinking and reveal the bigger picture of how your organisation or industry works. Your resilience will carry you through any difficulties and a senior colleague may teach you about energy management and priorities. Entrepreneurs, a big corporate or government opportunity may arise, but read every line before you sign anything.
(₿) You’ll get more mindful with spending, especially on entertainment or stuff that’s just “nice to have”. You could make quick cash selling stuff you don't use anymore. Stay alert with group investments and foreign high-tech ventures.
(♥) Whatever's been weighing on your relationship is about to be lifted. You'll feel the shift as security grows and commitment unfolds more clearly between you two. You'll handle expectations and speak the same emotional language. Meeting your future in-laws for the first time is on the cards.
(⚤) A friend or cousin might set you up with someone who sounds perfect on paper. Polished and high caliber but you don't feel any chemistry with them. You'll vibe instantly with a stranger online and move quickly into a real-life date. They might have a convenient case of wallet amnesia when the bill arrives though.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) A new project or opportunity will get you enthusiastic about work. You'll deal with troublemakers and toxic types much more smoothly, or better yet, watch karma handle them. Just be careful with what you share and how you communicate with higher-ups.
(₿) Money will come in from various sources and it’ll feel rewarding. If you’re brokering or helping others sell their stuff, expect some sweet success. Travel might gift you a small windfall. Stash some cash in your rainy day jar.
(♥) You and your partner will support each other, make up quickly after arguments and seem picture-perfect to outsiders looking in. But beneath the harmony, boredom might creep up. You wonder if you still got it and try a dating app to find out.
(⚤) Your genuine sparkle will draw in both available singles and those off the market. If you're not careful, their main squeeze may hunt you down. Don’t ignore red flags just because of the good chemistry you have with them.
