Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
March 21 – April 19
(⏰) You'll navigate office dramas and power plays like a seasoned diplomat. Your results will be so clear they practically shout. A team project will deliver and the champagne will flow. Any campaign or event you launch will turn heads. Business owners, you could uncover an untapped market or next frontier. Big negotiation or job interview coming up? You'll have them ready to sign you up immediately.
(₿) An off-the-books side gig or under-the-radar work may show up and pay nicely but don't tell a soul about it. You’ll succeed in financial negotiations and fundraising efforts. Money management will be easier for you and you'll adjust your budget on the fly for any situation.
(♥) A few bumps may arise, but you two will bounce back fast. You'll find the right balance of togetherness and alone time. Between the sheets, expect familiar heat with a spicy twist. A stranger, maybe foreign, might rizz you up.
(⚤) You’ll like people easily and happily keep the conversations rolling. Flirting will feel easy, no translations needed. Every interaction is smooth and no awkward moments. A casual date or two may happen. You'll enjoy it with zero pressure.
♉ Taurus
April 20 – May 20
(⏰) You'll find a new way to pull you out of brownout or burnout and reignites your creative energy. Chaos and crisis will turn into your springboard to shine and diversify your network. You’ll engineer clever fixes, streamline priorities and shuffle resources strategically. Negotiations are coming and your clear-headed judgement will seal your success.
(₿) Money flows where energy goes. Income will match the miles you put in. Sudden home or car expenses take a big bite out of your budget. Stay sceptical of group investments and flashy foreign tech ventures. Hype spreads quickly, but smart money moves slowly.
(♥) A heated but healthy debate could spark between you two, bringing clarity to your relationship. Communication stays smooth and you'll read between the lines easily. Life might throw a curveball, but you'll tackle it together, leaning on each other for wisdom and support.
(⚤) Romance could come through travel, online chats or work socials. You'll explore the chemistry, test compatibility with clear coding and maybe sexplore what truly turns you on. An ex on the outs with their current partner might slide back. Save yourself the drama and keep it moving.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – June 20
(⏰) Work will feel less like a grind and more like you're in the zone. Tasks will flow and stubborn projects will pick up momentum. You'll be proactive and high-octane. Office frenemies might want to collaborate rather than compete. Unexpected travel or on-the-fly pitches and meetings could keep things interesting. Higher-ups will listen, agree and give your ideas real consideration.
(₿) Pay or rate negotiations will swing your way. If you’re selling assets or brokering deals for others, success is within reach. Financial conflicts will arrive at a middle ground. If you're stacked with debts, one could become a memory. Investing money with friends won't end well.
(♥) Jealousy and tension will flare up, leading to sulking and short-lived spats. Talks will find common ground and fun getaways with cosy moments will restore affection. A surprise will nudge you two to make a joint financial call. Expect a sweet toast to celebrate a shared win.
(⚤) Travel or a digital meet-cute might ignite fiery chemistry with a fresh face, but it'll likely stay in the hook-up zone. The flame might burn bright, then fade fast. Already seeing someone? Turns out you're one of their several romantic options.
♋ Cancer
June 21 – July 22
(⏰) Your intuition and creativity will align, letting you gauge the vibe and craft solutions that get traction. A group project will finish strong and a small celebration could follow. Your network will scale up and get you in the right rooms. A job interview or assessment coming up? Expect good news.
(₿) Financial negotiations will go your way. Expect handshakes, signatures and terms you can realistically live with. Essential bills will get paid without drama and you’ll still have leftovers for small luxuries for you and your loved ones. A friend will ask to borrow money and your gut knows it's not coming back.
(♥) You two will conquer a shared challenge or knock out a goal together and the celebration will be sweet. Expect micromance and Insta-worthy moments that scream "relationship goals”. Moving in, getting married or pooling your money might become real conversations.
(⚤) You may fall for someone from work or a work-related social event. And you two agree to secretly get to know each other to avoid gossip from colleagues. A wise move.
♌ Leo
July 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Your hard work will show up on the scoreboard. Expect recognition and a greenfield project that'll get your heart racing. You'll adapt fast to whatever comes and actually enjoy the challenge. Managing resources and your energy will be easier. Challenging colleagues and clients won't rattle you. Expect surprise travel, last-minute pitches and impromptu meetings.
(₿) Your hustle, combined with Lady Luck's blessing, will boost your earnings big-time. Financial negotiations will feel fair and end in a win-win situation. Your contacts and social capital could get you to the right rooms. Your inner CFO will lecture about budgets while your Yolo side waves a credit card and screams, “treat yourself”.
(♥) You'll act a bit selfish and make decisions on your own, yet your partner will remain your number one fan, obsessed with every version of you. A real talk about a new joint financial goal or shared purchase is on the cards. Expect chill sessions and more couple selfies.
(⚤) You'll meet someone outside your familiar territory, and the chemistry will be magnetic. You two will click immediately, no awkward warmup needed. Who knew “not your type” could be exactly your type?
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You'll land a plum assignment or coveted opportunity with a veteran mentor who shields you from haters. You'll hit impressive marks and uncover strengths you didn't know you had. Any campaign or event you launch will be a standout success. A job interview or skill assessment coming soon? Expect good news and praises.
(₿) You go out more but every dinner or round of drinks will pay back in new clients, side gigs or earning opportunities. Pay or rate negotiations will swing your way. If you're fighting over money or assets, a middle ground is possible. You'll be wiser financially.
(♥) Your connection gets lighter and brighter. Old tension melts away as you two clear the air and meet halfway. Expect playful adventures, micro-mance and choremance. Family time or a first meeting with your future in-laws is also on the cards.
(⚤) You'll vibe instantly with someone you meet in your usual haunt or through a friend's intro. Conversation will flow and you'll move to real dating fast. The connection will feel natural and easy as if you've known each other before.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) A fresh face on the team, shiny new tools or a budget boost help get your key project where you need it to go. Expect opportunities to branch out, expand visibility and secure partnerships that count. Between jobs? A friend or connection may drop insider intel on a position that isn't advertised yet.
(₿) An opportunity to cash in on a skill or asset you already have might occur. Surprise costs regarding travel, your home or your car could hit your wallet. Stay sharp with your budget if you've got people or pets counting on you financially. Skip guaranteeing someone else’s debt.
(♥) If you're committed and exclusive, expect smooth sailing and a few healthy debates that tighten the connection. Two-timing? Your two worlds are crashing into each other like a bad rom-com plot twist. Secrets leak, chaos erupts IRL and online and suddenly everyone's got receipts.
(⚤) A gigachad or a baddie will turn your head and everyone else's too. They're a player. It'll feel like you're in a competition and there's no clear winner. Already seeing someone? Ennui will set in and you'll both keep each other as safety options. How romantic.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You'll communicate and coordinate with colleagues and clients like a pro, nipping any drama in the bud before it blows up. Group work and solo tasks will both close out strong. Your negotiating and deal-making luck is through the roof. Expect to seal deals and sign contracts.
(₿) The money you’ve been waiting for will land in your account. Your network may connect you to extra income or bring you a chance to boost earnings. You can easily cover your essential bills. Just keep an eye out for phishing disguised as fun opportunities.
(♥) You'll keep harmony with your partner with zero effort. Expect QT together that feels real. Out of nowhere, an attraction toward someone in your circle or at work could stir up butterflies. The question is whether you'll explore it or suppress it.
(⚤) Sparks fly with someone from work or a work-related social event. You two find a way to get to know each other in secret to avoid gossip from nosy colleagues.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) You'll be unflappable and diplomatic, navigating drama and politics with ease. Your energy and agility will be on point. You'll knock out tasks left and right before deadlines hit and have room for your side hustle, passion project or whatever helps you unwind. If you work in government, watch your back: kickbacks could trigger a shakedown later.
(₿) A refund, reimbursement or repayment will come through. You'll cover essentials and indulge in a little retail therapy or experiential treat without breaking a sweat. Just keep one eye open for celeb-bait or deepfake entertainment scams. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably wants your credit card details.
(♥) You two look like relationship goals to everyone else, but behind closed doors, you're wrestling with mismatched expectations and lifestyle gaps. Expect friction, beef, maybe even a cold war brewing. Entertaining someone on the side? They might drop a baby bombshell or push a situation that forces a reality check.
(⚤) The romantic option you have right now is frowned upon. A married friend or colleague might sweep you off your feet, making you believe they're the one fate sent your way. Wake up. This fantasy has a spouse-shaped problem.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Sudden shifts in plans and people will complicate what used to be simple. Watch for power plays and shady moves. Someone might twist the truth or throw you under the bus. Guard your words and think twice before sharing intel. Fate’s using chaos to refine your ability to read the room and adapt accordingly.
(₿) A chance to cash in on your skills is coming your way. Keep a close eye on spending if you've got people or pets depending on your wallet. You'll start learning or dive deep into personal finance, (legal) tax tricks and investments.
(♥) An unexpected financial situation will push you both to make grown-up decisions. Chaos or family drama may swirl, but you'll tackle it together and come out stronger. One of you may get brutally honest about their emotional needs. A mini meltdown.
(⚤) Seeing someone? Distance and clashing views on touchy topics like politics or religion create an emotional gap. But you won't care too much because your heart's not fully in it. You'll opt for master-dating, savouring intentional alone time and the luxury of liking your own company. If you can't like yourself, how the hell...
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) Your bandwidth, combined with ingenuity and AI-augmented creativity, will drive excellent outcomes. A team project will wrap successfully and a small celebration could follow. Any campaign or event you launch will win hearts, wallets and screen time. Job interview coming up? They want you before you're out the door.
(₿) A long-awaited payment arrives just when you're short on cash. The more you make, the more you'll spend. Saving will take a backseat while lifestyle creep, dopamine buys and a friendcation take the wheel. Just skip moonshot schemes, get-rich-quick promises and investment scams dressed up as opportunities.
(♥) Someone may shoot their shot with you in front of your partner, igniting jealousy and side-eye. You'll talk it through and smooth things over, though. Expect low-key adventures, new experiences and peaceful time together. You'll chase different dreams, yet champion each other anyway.
(⚤) Travel, social scene and digital meet-cute will serve up romantic prospects left and right. The stars will smooth the runway so every interaction feels effortless and you enjoy getting to know new people. A playful date or two could soon be added to your calendar.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – March 20
(⏰) You may jump ship or take on tasks far outside your comfort zone. You'll feel energised and adapt quickly to new territory. You decision-making power will rise. Business owners, you could spot an untapped market, blue ocean or next frontier. Between jobs? A role in a different city or timezone might beep on your radar.
(₿) Your hustle and financial savvy, mixed nicely with Lady Luck's blessing, could boost your earnings big time. You’ll cover the essentials, add more to your savings and have enough left to treat yourself to things that make you happy and recharge your batteries. Heading abroad? Guard your valuables like a hawk.
(♥) Lifestyle differences will pop up, but you'll find the common groove through mutual adaptation and creative compromise. You'll be each other's safe harbours and north stars through any rough patches. A trip or adventure together could spark a new shared goal. Moving in, tying the knot or pooling your money could become real topics.
(⚤) You’ll go hyper-independent this week, embracing your solo era with zero apologies. Work and money are of higher priorities than romance. Think of it as your boy-sober/girl-sober moment: a deliberate break from dating to focus on you and invest in yourself.
