Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) You'll handle every personality type with ease, from wide-eyed rookies to power-hungry execs and picky clients who think they run the show. New tools or workflow hacks will turn marathon tasks into quick turnarounds. Any campaign or event you launch will win hearts, wallets and screen time. An offer to relocate, switch teams or jump ship may appear. Read the fine print first.
(₿) Your past effort will pay off. Your income will match your hustle accordingly. Money once owed may return or a long-lost valuable resurfaces. Financial or legal knots loosen in surprising ways. Just resist splurging on tech toys and entertainment too freely.
(♥) You'll nail the relationship basics — good vibes, real conversations and small acts of love that matter. Everything flows smoothly. Still, a sudden spark might ignite unexpectedly with a married friend or colleague. The attraction hits fast and hard, like teenage crush energy you haven't felt in ages.
(⚤) Dating around? Someone in your roster will push for a label and real commitment. You'll happily keep your options open and exclusivity is a maybe, not a must. Romance scammers and smooth-talking gold diggers could slide into your DMs or cross your path.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You'll forge new connections and show what you’re really made of. Expect clear, concrete results that speak for themselves. A coveted chance or golden ticket from higher-ups could land in your lap, though skeptical colleagues might stir up suitability debates and whisper campaigns. Keep it classy and let your performance shut them up.
(₿) Your inner CFO will battle your Yolo side, putting your savings account at odds with the ‘"Add To Cart” button. Easy money promises may be a next-gen Ponzi scheme or an MLM scam in disguise. Pause, fact-check, and let logic lead.
(♥) You and your partner arrange for quality time together more easily. Money disagreements might surface, but nothing you two can't sort out. You two are each other's biggest cheerleaders, possibly gearing up to chase a new goal together. Your kids might have joyful news to share or the baby you've been hoping for could be on the way.
(⚤) A married friend or a forbidden old flame may spark unexpected butterflies. You’ll be tempted to label them your twin flame but you need to slow down. Don’t let fantasy run the show. Keep your feet planted and your judgement sharp.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Gatekeepers and underhanded schemers may block your path or create chaos. Hidden issues will explode into full-blown dumpster fires. Work inches forward painfully, so pace yourself and don't overpromise. Expect a flood of messages and emails hammering you nonstop. Don't rush your replies; wires can get crossed easily. Double-check every detail before you send or sign off.
(₿) Someone close will come through with financial support or thoughtful treats that save you loads of cash. An old contact could connect you with an under-the-radar side gig. Travelling abroad? Secure the bag, literally. Your luggage, too.
(♥) Demanding work life is creating a gap between you and your partner, sparking minor friction. Still, the connection stays strong enough to bounce back. Honest conversations will keep you two aligned. A familiar face or a colleague may slide into your DMs or shoot their shot.
(⚤) A captivating new person will pop up on your radar, ticking all your boxes and making your pulse race. However, this crush is emotionally unavailable. Expect nonchalance because their heart is set on someone else. Already seeing someone? Your interest will fade fast and the urge to ghost will creep in.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) New rules and policies will throw your workflow off rhythm. Higher-ups and major clients will hold higher standards and expectations, adding to your pressure and stress. Misunderstandings with colleagues may flare, so keep messages concise and clear. Stay agile and protect your energy.
(₿) Expected gains may arrive late. Keep a tight grip on your budget. Urgent expenses tied to home, kids or pets may come up. Avoid co-signing and backing someone else's debts. Steer clear of risky trades. Guard your wallet.
(♥) You and your partner will step into uncharted territory. Tensions and disagreements might arise, but they'll lead you both toward creative compromises. Adjusting isn't always easy but it could lead to something better.
(⚤) Already seeing someone? Their unresolved baggage may become a major hindrance. Expect slower replies and mixed signals. Beware of bed-hoppers and hit-it-and-quit-it types online and on your nights out. Staying single for now may be a better choice.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) New software or tools will make your toughest tasks easier. You’ll step into a key role on a cutting-edge project that opens a new income lane. Business owners, a government deal or foreign collaboration could knock at your door. A job interview or skill assessment coming up? Expect good news.
(₿) What's rightfully yours will come back around. A chance to boost your earnings may show up. Negotiations might get difficult but fair compromises are within reach. Build your financial safety net now than later. Future-you will thank you.
(♥) Tension with your partner? You’ll talk it through and land on a creative compromise. A random adventure or first-time activity will spark sweet surprises. Your sexy time will get a major update and everything may feel brand new. Pillow talk might turn to baby names, honeymoon destinations or a bigger commitment.
(⚤) You might refresh your look and feel bolder than usual. You'll be on the prowl, catching eyes and sparking conversations with ease. More than one person will pique your interest and you won't hesitate to explore. Expect a few dates, possibly back-to-back. You'll manage your roster and arrange dates smoothly, confident and fully in control.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 - Sept 22
(⏰) You'll sort through priorities with surgical precision. You may step into a new project or venture with real financial gains. Brace for red tape, contractual complexities and legal hurdles. Stay sharp on the details. Keep your communication crisp and professional; clashing with higher-ups could happen. Pick your battles carefully.
(₿) An older friend will pass along insider intel or plug you into the freelance world. Essential bills won't stress you out. Your budget will have room for things that bring you joy. If you work for the government, watch your back: kickbacks and sweeteners could trigger a shakedown later.
(♥) You’ll be a bit of a handful. Yet, your partner will stay your No.1 fan, being obsessed with every version of you. Lingering tension will ease after a heart-to-heart, bringing you back to common ground. A fresh shared experience will spark laughter and renew your sense of us.
(⚤) You'll spread your attention across different connections and the variety will keep things exciting. Your juggling act will be so good that nobody will catch on to your full roster. Be careful not to expose yourself by saying the wrong name.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 - Oct 22
(⏰) Your hard-earned skills will become very valuable and the market will stay hungry for what you can offer. New opportunities will pop up in your main job and side hustle. Brace for wishy-washy, nit-picky people who'll test your patience. Guard your energy fiercely and don't over-promise. A careless “yes” could cost you. Read every contract twice before signing.
(₿) Your financial flow will get easier to manage, with fewer impulse buys and more peace of mind from growing saving. Your income could exceed your expectations and you may discover a new opportunity before it goes viral. It's perfect timing to tackle debt, optimise taxes and get your finances properly sorted.
(♥) You'll both be chasing personal ambitions while building your dream future together. Jam-packed days or distance are to be expected but love stays strong. You’re each other’s safe space, especially when the world outside gets too loud. You'll make every minute together matter. Chill moments and cosy vibes might spark something steamy.
(⚤) Love moves down the priority list. You might be locked into your mission, prioritising glow-ups, goals and getting paid. Still, someone from your career circle may have feelings for you. They weaponise professional pretexts, using work as their excuse to shoot their shot.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
(⏰) You'll turn into a productivity powerhouse. Your creative engine will run hot with laser focus. You'll slice through challenges, crush deadlines and wipe out the backlog. The tangible results you produce will put you on the radar of higher-ups and key players in your industry. A tempting offer to jump ship or relocate may appear, but the decision window will be short.
(₿) Your income will match your hustle accordingly. However, your inner minimalist will likely lose to retail therapy. Saving will sound smart, but shopping will feel so much better. Money and friendship could make a messy cocktail — steer clear of joint ventures with friends for now.
(♥) You might be too buried in your professional glow-up to notice your partner’s needs, or they'll suddenly demand attention at your busiest moment. Brace for the arguments and comparison games about who's achieving more or carrying more weight. Remember, a relationship is a partnership, not a competition.
(⚤) You may catch feelings for a popular pick, but you're not the only one in line. It’s a tough race and expect mixed signals and mind games. Are they really worth the chase?
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
(⏰) Sudden changes in plans and personnel will push you outside your comfort zone. Difficult colleagues and demanding clients are to be expected so choose your words wisely. Gossip and rumours might have you second-guess everything and quietly update your resume. Be very mindful of the terms before you ink any deal.
(₿) A windfall or inheritance may land in your lap, ruffling a few salty relatives. Friends will come through with thoughtful treats and lovely surprises that'll help you save some cash. Stay sharp though — scammers are disguising phishing schemes as travel deals, trendy drops and fandom must-haves.
(♥) Work duties and life admin will force romance into the background. One-on-one time is rarer as calendars stay packed. The communication between you two feels off. Every word needs a safety check. You may want a drastic change but attachment, convenience and fear of the unknown hold you in place.
(⚤) You have a crush on a stranger and bring your A-game, but they’ll treat you like background noise while you’re trying way harder than you should. Talking to someone? You realise they’re not your type but you'll keep them on standby.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
(⏰) Your network grows and you're somebody in your industry. A career-defining opportunity or well-timed approval from higher-ups are on the cards. Not everyone will be rooting for you. Some skeptics may gossip and question your legitimacy. Stay polished and productive and let results do the talking.
(₿) You’ll spot an opportunity to monetise your skills or assets, though legal concerns may come with it. Watch your wallet closely. Spending urges driven by Fomo-Yolo hype could be a major threat to your savings.
(♥) You two will be busy with grown-up duties, but staying synced through cute emojis and stickers. Your digital love language is top-tier. Every shared moment turns into a core memory. Expect playful escapades followed by pure romantic magic. Your sexy time combines familiar heat with new fantasies.
(⚤) You’ll catch more than just a few eyes. Back-to-back dates are possible. You'll manage your roster of romantic options with ease. Romance scammers and smooth-talking gold diggers may slide into your DMs or cross your path.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
(⏰) A surprise shift at work or a new top-down policy will work in your favour. Things move faster, workflows feel lighter and you’ll land on fresh assignments that break away from the usual routine. A competitor or rival company might try to gauge your interest with a tempting backdoor offer. Check the details twice, especially the small print.
(₿) An off-the-books side gig or under-the-radar work may come through from someone in your past. The pay is solid but keep it to yourself. The more time you spent scrolling the more likely you splurge. Beware of lifestyle inflation.
(♥) If you're committed and exclusive, expect minimal turbulence. A healthy debate or two might pop up, but these moments actually strengthen your bond. Two-timing? The stars are aligning to expose your double life. Your worlds are colliding and you'll have to face the music. Karma always collects.
(⚤) Someone new and younger may waltz in and take up permanent residence in your mind. Rightfully so since they have many admirers. Are you ready to fight for their heart? Already seeing someone? It seems they need some time to work on themselves before they could be in a relationship with you.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
(⏰) Sudden shifts, difficult personalities and office drama may happen but you'll adapt and deal with every situation with impressive grace. You'll shine during meetings, pitches and presentations with main character energy. Recognition from higher-ups and a fresh opportunity may follow. Deep down, a light brownout and tiny boreout may settle in.
(₿) Your earnings may be lower than expected. Someone in your inner circle might ask for a loan and it's difficult to turn them down since they've been good to you. Skip big buys and bold bets. Keep a close eye on your wallet.
(♥) Your partner may spring a sudden moving plan or push for a major relationship pivot, but you won't buy it. Family drama could leave you exhausted from peacekeeping duties. Entertaining a side-piece? Your little secret might drop a baby bombshell or trigger a messy showdown, demanding official recognition and exclusivity.
(⚤) Chasing a crush? They may go no-contact with you. No stress, though. You'll heal and bounce back from this rejection fast. Romantic spark with a fresh face may happen overnight. Just note that cultural or social status gaps might be a bit of a hurdle.
