Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Your strong results and smart concepts will impress higher-ups. Expect to show newbies the ropes or field questions from less experienced colleagues. This will boost your standing. You'll stay on top of your workload. A female connection may drop intel about a job opening that piques your interest, but don’t skip the fine print.
(₿) You can cover the essentials without worries, but saving may take a back seat. Retail therapy and instant gratification will scream your name. Lady Luck is off duty, so skip the dice. Be wary of group investments or lending to friends. Money isn’t the only thing at stake here.
(♥) Your partner will seem more chatty or closer with a coworker, friend, or ex and it will set off your inner alarm. Even if they say nothing is going on, your gut may still tell you something else. Tension could bubble up between you two. Stay calm.
(⚤) If you’ve been caught in a going-nowhere situationship or an old love that won’t leave your thoughts, closure finally comes. You’ll meet new romantic prospects online and IRL, but don’t rush into romance. Someone who gets your pulse racing may care more about your wallet than a real connection.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Your instincts and imagination will work in perfect harmony, making it easier to decode situations and discover smart solutions. You’ll turn complex tasks into clean wins, blow past standard benchmarks and exceed everyone's expectations. A team or collab project will click into place and might wrap up with a small celebration. Job searching? Promising news could be heading your way.
(₿) Money is pouring into your accounts, but the spending temptations spike. Keep your impulse buys in check. A sudden fine, an urgent repair or a big buy could hit hard. If you're buying or selling property, be extra careful and double-check every detail.
(♥) You'll have more QT with your partner (and kids). Any friction will fizzle fast. You'll be each other's anchor, comfort and compass. An unexpected win, shared success or good news could come your way, giving you both a reason to celebrate.
(⚤) Your sparkle will pull in singles and not-so-singles. Managing your inbox could become a full-time job. Choose wisely. With great charm comes great responsibility. Oh, one more thing: a romance scammer with a picture-perfect profile might DM you. Don't fall for it.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Paperwork delays and crossed wires are on the cards but you'll sort through the mess quickly. You'll handle heated meetings with cool confidence and class. Brace for high pressure and expectations but you can handle both without breaking a sweat. Expect to mentor someone junior while someone senior grooms you for what's next.
(₿) Expect insider intel that'll help you spend smarter or boost your portfolio. Your scam-dar is on point. You'll see scammers from a mile away. You might dive deep into the legal side of money or property matters. A petty cash clash with someone close may arise. Keep it diplomatic and you'll be fine.
(♥) The lifestyle differences and mismatched expectations will become apparent. Some of your partner's habits could shift from endearing to annoying. Still, their care and thoughtful gestures won't disappear. You're getting a reality check — you'll see the rough edges and the reasons you chose them.
(⚤) A romantic spark or two might occur, but they will stay surface-level. You'll chat politely without chasing the connection further. Lingering feelings from a past love may still live rent-free in your mind, making it hard to move on to something new.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) The challenge that's been eating at you will finally be resolved. Don’t get too cosy. A fresh one will arrive, pushing you beyond your comfort zone. Expect unexpected travel, unfamiliar tools to master and collaborating with new people. You might even find yourself learning a foreign tongue or deciphering a younger generation's slang. It's growth mode, whether you're ready for it or not.
(₿) Extra cash may come in from a behind-the-scenes project or work that you can't claim credit for. Luck might surprise you with a prize or windfall. You can easily cover bills and still have enough income left for feel-good spending that lifts your mood and fuels motivation.
(♥) Your relationship's entering a calmer chapter — fewer butterflies and more steady warmth. The love is still there, just quieter now. You'll share quality, peaceful moments together. Sometimes, you'll just get each other without needing words. Someone unaware you're off the market may try to rizz you up, but your heart knows where home is.
(⚤) If you are seeing or talking to someone, you both may drift into silence. An IRL stranger, possibly a foreigner, may make a move, but you're not interested. A conversation with someone on social media or a dating app could get unexpectedly sweet, and they'll want to meet up with you. But you'll prefer keeping the connection digital for now.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) A sudden manpower meltdown will double your to-do list. You may also say yes to exciting, money-making opportunities that pile more tasks onto your plate. You’re more than capable of crushing anything, but keep an eye on your energy levels. Pace yourself and protect your battery before it hits red.
(₿) You’ll find more ways to earn money. But Yolo and Fomo vibes may tempt you into impulse buys that you’ll forget by next week. Don’t let your hard-earned income fund a shopping spree. Be cautious with group investments or lending to friends. It could cost you more than you think.
(♥) The sweetness may fade and physical closeness could be less frequent. Still, love, care and shared goals will stay solid and that’s what keeps you together. Any petty friction will resolve in record time. A stranger may rizz you up.
(⚤) If you’re seeing someone, they’ll push for a label, while you’ll want to keep doors open and see who else is out there. Romance could find you at work or through social media, but this may lead to nothing more than flings or hook-ups.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Urgent deadlines will stack up. Your computer may act up. A colleague may quit out of nowhere, throwing your plans and routine into chaos. Old work will return for fixes or fine-tuning. Your experience and grit are your survival kit. It's messy, it's draining, but stick it out. Something worthwhile's waiting after the dust settles.
(₿) Money matters need discipline and full attention this week. Unexpected costs around health, home or your vehicle could hit hard. Be cautious with any financial contracts or paperwork. Don't co-sign anyone's debt. And keep your valuables glued to you while you're out and about.
(♥) More couple time is on the cards, but something will feel off. Your partner seems unusually friendly with a friend or colleague, and your gut won't like it. You'll speak up about the micro-cheating vibe and they'll say nothing's going on. Give yourself time to sit with the suspicion before making any moves.
(⚤) If you're dating or juggling romantic options, you'll ghost or get ghosted. You’ll meet a few fresh faces via social media or dating apps, but the vibe will feel flat. Plenty of chat, zero spark. No chemistry.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You'll fix problems fast and tackle challenges with steady, focused precision. Tricky conversations and workplace tension won't faze you. Concrete outcomes are materialising. A team or collab project will wrap up beautifully, maybe with a small win to celebrate. A coveted opportunity may find you, or a senior colleague might start grooming you for the big leagues.
(₿) Seeds you sowed will bloom into returns and you'll get what you've been fighting for. Travel and socialising could lead to unexpected income opportunities. Just watch out for sudden must-pay expenses. Skip the splurges and stash some cash.
(♥) You and your partner want different kinds of fun and neither of you will feel like fighting about it. So, feelings get filed away instead of spoken out loud. A discreet dating app or website will start to feel tempting enough to test if you still have your mojo.
(⚤) A vacation or a dating app swipe might spark fiery chemistry with a foreigner or an unexpected type, but this is a one-off kind of situation. Your ex may crawl back, seeking familiar comfort and discreet fun, not reunion.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Your hard work will pay off big time. Results will be visible, measurable and impossible to ignore. Expect recognition, a reward or a prime opportunity from higher-ups, especially during a key meeting. Sceptics, snakes and toxic peeps will go away. You'll crush every deadline and transform every curveball into wins.
(₿) Your social spending will spike, but it's unlocking valuable connections and profitable opportunities in the future. Seeking funding or financial backing? It's within reach. Dealing with debt? You'll find smarter ways to renegotiate or restructure it.
(♥) Expect more check-ins and easier conversations with your partner. Lingering friction starts to dissolve and finding middle ground won't feel forced. An unexpected journey or meeting with someone foreign or older could inspire new money goals worth chasing as a team. Between the sheets, stay vanilla… for now.
(⚤) You'll stay focused on levelling up your life and boosting your bank account, but your main character energy will radiate effortlessly. Expect to catch the eye of someone familiar. They're younger than you, but a total old soul in a young body.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Brainstorming meetings may turn into blamestorming, with other people’s tasks landing on your plate. A toxic colleague will disrupt your focus, whether you're at the office or working remotely. Drama and power plays may slow your progress. Keep your eyes on the prize.
(₿) Financial negotiations might seem tough, but luck will be on your side. You’ll land the agreement you want. You'll adjust your budget smoothly to any changing circumstances. Investors, your market instincts are dialled in. You’ll catch the right moments and see solid results.
(♥) Sweetness and physical intimacy may dial down, but love and long-term goals will stay the same. You and your partner will serve as each other’s anchor and sounding board. Conversations will flow smoothly with care and any friction will soften into understanding.
(⚤) A flirty DM will spark your interest, then it fades into silence, leaving you wondering WTF happened. IRL, you might spot someone intriguing, but the competition for their heart is real. They love the chase and someone you know may want them, too.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Mind games and blame games are intense. A snake disguised as your ally will twist reality, accuse you of stealing their ideas and play innocent victim while throwing you under the bus. Things will move slowly. Be strategic about what you say and who gets the intel. This phase will toughen you up.
(₿) Brace for roadblocks and rivals, but your earnings will be worth the hustle. A delayed payment or money owed to you finally arrives. Your inner shopaholic and gambler might be both awake and hungry. Watch yourself or you'll burn through your money fast. Financial friction with someone close may flare up.
(♥) More couple time is coming, but comfort won't follow. Your partner might turn suspicious — checking your phone, questioning your moves and accusing you of cheating. Expect an emotional roller-coaster between you two. Stay patient when you talk things through, even when it feels exhausting.
(⚤) You may fall for someone you know you shouldn’t. The chemistry will feel undeniable, even if the situation crosses personal or social lines. An ex may reappear to ask for a handout. You're not an NGO.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) A colleague or two might disappear due to sudden sick leave or abrupt exit. Projects will stall, while plans will get pushed back and unexpected work will land on your desk. Tread carefully in all communication, especially with higher-ups. This week's messy but you'll discover a professional edge you didn't know you have. Turns out chaos is just an accelerated course for growth.
(₿) Essential bills will get paid easily. Savings? Not so much. High Yolo and Fomo vibes will have you blowing cash on overpriced experiences and impulse buys destined for the back of your closet. Financial freedom might feel further away. Tempting get-rich-quick schemes will find you. If they're promising easy money, they're lying. Period.
(♥) This week may bring turbulence or a tough situation, but you and your partner will face it together. You'll back each other up, working towards solutions as a team. Hidden strengths in them will suddenly become clear. Your bond becomes stronger, steadier and more deeply connected.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone, things are moving into serious territory. Conversations get deeper, labels get clearer and you both might start letting close friends and family know. Single? A potential romance may surface or a familiar face might make a move. Still, your heart will stay neutral.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) Expect sudden changes to rattle your routine. Simple tasks will quickly escalate into something more complicated. You’ll spot smart solutions and hidden opportunities others miss, helping you manage the madness with finesse. A surprise chance to relocate, change departments or jump ship may come up.
(₿) Someone in your network will open the door to extra income. Investors, you’ve got ice in your veins. Where others panic, you’ll spot opportunity and turn market volatility into your advantage. You’ll budget wisely, strengthen your savings and still live your best life.
(♥) Miscommunication and mismatched expectations may surface — small lifestyle clashes included. But you'll talk it out, meet halfway and remember what makes you two work. Expect cosy quality time, playful adventures and Insta-worthy moments worthy of showing off.
(⚤) A friend will hint at wanting more with you, but you’ll prefer to keep things in the friend zone. Someone from social media or a dating app will spark delicious dialogue you'll enjoy. You’ll be ready for a real-world debut, yet they’ll choose to keep things online, for now.
