Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Sudden shifts in plans and people will complicate what's usually straightforward. Watch out for power plays and shady moves; someone might twist the truth or throw you under the bus. Guard your words and think twice before sharing intel. Fate is using chaos to sharpen up your ability to read people and play the game smarter.
(₿) Expect an insurance payout, refund or compensation to land in your account. You'll be more mindful of spending. If your credit card(s) have been giving you a headache, relief's coming. Stay sceptical of group investments and flashy foreign tech ventures. Big dreams travel fast, but due diligence travels farther.
(♥) Your partner's mood swings and selfish streak will test your patience. Their cute side and sexy vibe disappear for now. You may feel bored, but choose to stay because attachment and convenience won't let you leave easily. You may try a discreet dating app or website, but beware of romance scammers.
(⚤) You meet new people IRL and online buy none really interests you. None seems to meet the standard that you've set up for a potential partner and you won't lower it anytime soon. You know what you want and you're not settling for less.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Plans may change without warning and people will complicate things, adding to your workload. Still, your resourcefulness and mental agility will keep everything under control. Politics and competition will be tough to avoid, yet your EQ and savviness will give you the upper hand over every ladder climber and snake. The payoff will make every one of your struggles feel worthwhile.
(₿) A friendly uncle or big bro in your circle might bring good news or plug you into a money-making opportunity. If you’ve got a dependent, hold off on your wants in case of surprise bills. Future-you will thank you for it later.
(♥) You’ll act a bit selfish, yet your partner will be your rock and obsessed with every version of you. Expect a real conversation about a new financial goal. Healing downtime and Insta-worthy moments are on the cards for you two. Stick to vanilla for now; save the Kama Sutra for later.
(⚤) Your rizz and aura will hit different. Expect attention from a few foreign and local admirers. You'll play it cool, staying self-aware about your magnetic energy. You’ll keep your options open and protect your peace while letting destiny filter out those who aren't good fits.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Slow tasks will speed up and stalled plans will pick up speed. An opportunity to work on something international may land on your plate with tough challenges in tow. You've got the energy and mindset to push through. You'll embrace whatever comes and keep moving. Expect surprise travel and last-minute meetings that surprisingly energise you.
(₿) An off-the-books side or under-the-radar gig may show up, pay well and let you flex your skills. Keep quiet about it; discretion matters. Travel could bring a sweet little windfall, too. You'll balance spending and saving with sharper judgement. You invest in yourself more wisely.
(♥) Your relationship will go through ups and downs and you two will find time to spend QT together despite busy schedules. Maintaining harmony takes effort, yet you'll manage it smoothly. Out of nowhere, a married friend or colleague could spark a subtle but undeniable pull. Your heart will race like it’s reliving a first crush.
(⚤) Sparks fly between you and someone from work or someone you met at an office outing. Should you decide to proceed, make sure you two get to know each other in secret to avoid gossip. If not, someone conservative may make an issue out of it.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) Your efforts will pay off in visible, measurable results. Higher-ups and key clients will notice you, leading to more opportunities for both your main job and side hustle. Making pitches and negotiations easier for you to navigate. A power player could be in your corner. Stay proactive and keep building momentum.
(₿) New earnings roll in. You'll handle bills and debts smoothly with zero stress. Skip lending to friends and be cautious with their business ideas. Nothing kills a friendship faster than mixing money with mates.
(♥) You and your partner look like the perfect match to everyone else. But behind closed doors, your rhythms don't sync — different needs, different speeds and different definitions of "us”. You’ll feel jaded but still stay on because of attachment, convenience or fear of the unknown holding you down.
(⚤) Friends may hype someone up as the “perfect match” for you but the vibe will feel flat and flavourless. Meanwhile, sparks may fly with someone whose background isn’t polished and whose status won’t impress the room. Stop taking advice from the peanut gallery and trust your own radar.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Tenacity, unwavering drive and hyper-focus will help you get through any obstacle. New tools or AI will work perfectly as your co-pilot, helping you crush every deadline and push productivity higher. A tempting offer to jump ship will land with little time to decide. Mentioning it to your boss could spark a counteroffer to keep you around. You'll know whether to stay on or move on.
(₿) Stash more cash in your rainy day jar, especially if you've got a dependent, because urgent bills might pop up. Future-you will be grateful for the smart money moves you make now. Stay alert to get-rich-quick schemes, plus phishing traps disguised as entertainment or things you love.
(♥) Your partner's moody and selfish side will push every last button you didn't know you had. You'll feel stuck between boredom and the deep connection keeping you anchored. A friend will shoot their shot with you. Will you entertain it, or stay loyal to what you know?
(⚤) You'll chat with a few people online. Your top pick will play hard to get, leaving you on read and allergic to IRL plans. You might end up meeting the one you ranked dead last IRL. A few minutes with them in person will explain exactly why.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Solo tasks and team efforts will gain real momentum. You might step into a bigger role and handle challenges that spotlight your talent. Higher-ups are paying attention, so don't hold back. Your voice carries weight. Entrepreneurs, this week favours big swings and ambitious plays. Job hunting? Expect good news.
(₿) You go out more for social events, but they pay back in new clients, side gigs or earning chances. If you act as a broker, expect wins and maybe even witness some contracts getting signed. Wrestling with debt? You could renegotiate terms, restructure payments or find ways to lighten your load.
(♥) Talking money and commitment with your honey will feel heavy. Conflicting priorities, mismatched expectations and misaligned energies might stir mild arguments and moody silences. Still, affection will keep the connection strong. It's complicated, but that's relationships sometimes. Someone online or in your circle might try to rizz you up.
(⚤) A spontaneous spark could ignite through online chat or travel. But their hot-cold texting and mysterious vibe might raise your eyebrows. An ex fighting with their current squeeze might circle back. Don’t volunteer as their emotional fix or plan B.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) A groundbreaking assignment or collab will push you to create something innovative and impactful. Challenging personalities, unfamiliar software and language gaps may test you, but you're built for anything. You'll adapt fast and push through. Surprise travel and last-minute meetings will keep you motivated.
(₿) Your bank account will get fatter, but it won't stay that way for long. Your saving mode is turned off, while Fomo and Yolo vibes will take over. You'll fully be in a treat-yourself mode. Just beware of links that look harmless but could be phishing traps waiting to bite. And skip the gambling. Lady Luck's on vacation.
(♥) You two look like the perfect couple to everyone else. But backstage is a different story. You might have to deal with expectations that clash and irritations that keep stacking up. White lies could become your relationship's unofficial strategy. Secret shopping sprees may lighten your mood.
(⚤) Travel, a night out, or a work outing could lead to instant fiery chemistry with a younger stranger. The heat will hit hard but it's a flash in the pan, burning bright then fading by breakfast. Already seeing someone? Hate to break it to you, you may be one of their several options.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Chaos and crisis become your moments to shine. You’ll craft smart solutions, streamline priorities, shuffle resources strategically and negotiate with cool-headed finesse. Drama, power plays and big egos? Some sort of twisted entertainment for you. Bigwigs and key clients will trust your judgement and follow your lead.
(₿) Financial negotiations may feel tense, but you have the upper hand and could seal deals with handshakes and signatures. You'll spend and save more mindfully, ditching overpriced items and impulse buys. A chance to monetise an asset or skill you already have might arise.
(♥) Family drama might ripple into your love bubble, but you two will navigate it smoothly and protect your peace. Expect plenty of QT. Between the sheets, familiar heat will meet carnal exploration in all the right ways. Pillow talk could involve baby-making plans, booking a honeymoon or bigger commitments.
(⚤) Romantic possibilities could come in through online chats, work socials or matchmaking friends. You’ll explore the chemistry, test compatibility and maybe sexplore what truly excites you. This week centres around choosing the relationship style that aligns with your real life, not the fantasy script.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Office conflict and drama won’t faze you. You'll handle people and conversations with better composure and sharper timing. Networking windows will open and a solid ally might come into your orbit. Customers buy what you sell more easily. The workload might increase, but you'll enjoy pushing yourself to do more.
(₿) Facing money troubles? They'll shrink as you unlock a clear way out. Negotiations will wrap up in a win-win situation with contracts signed and sealed. You'll balance earning, spending and saving beautifully while carving out space for indulgences that fuel your joy and energy.
(♥) You’ll keep harmony with your partner effortlessly. Meaningful QT will keep the connection wholesome and warm. Out of nowhere, a surprise attraction toward someone in your social circle or at a work social could occur. Your heart might skip like you're meeting your first crush again. The question is whether you’ll lean in or lock it down.
(⚤) Talking or seeing someone? Different outlooks will pull you two apart. You won’t lose sleep since your heart wasn't fully invested. Romantic possibilities could surface through a professional meetup, work social or scenario you know well. You’ll take your time, compare options and choose what feels easy on the heart.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Your performance and results will speak for themselves and attract you a bigger role or heavier responsibilities. Your network will expand while new opportunities come through. You'll have to do much more, but you'll handle the pressure and satisfy higher expectations from bigwigs without losing your cool.
(₿) You'll score extra income or a little prize but that makes you more reckless with spending. Saving will take a backseat while treat culture, soft life and maybe doom spending take the wheel. Pump the brakes on travel deals. One wrong click could mean paying for a tour or vacation that never existed.
(♥) A canon event could shake things up between you two, forcing both of you to adjust how you manage or perceive your relationship. Increased responsibilities at work and as a parent may leave less room for couple time. Still, strong communication, quick compromises and your shared dreams will keep you two close.
(⚤) An IRL friend or familiar face may want more and slide into your DM with a flirty vibe, but you won’t entertain them. Keep your filters on high both online and on a night out. Lonely spouses, hookup hunters and romance scammers may try to rizz you up.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) You'll close out a tough assignment with flying colours, but don't expect downtime and celebration. Bigwigs will tap you for another high-stakes mission, banking on your expertise. The pressure is on, but a veteran like you remains unfazed. Your experience and strategy will keep everything in check. The payoff at the end will be worth every bit of effort.
(₿) An off-the-books side gig or under-the-radar work may pop up, pay nicely and give you room to show what you're made of. Just keep the details locked down; discretion matters. You'll get smarter about balancing spending and saving. Carrying a few debts? One could be history.
(♥) You may act a little selfish, but your partner's still by your side. Expect serious talk about a new financial goal together. Genuine connection and Insta-worthy moments are on the cards. Your sexy time may get saucier than usual.
(⚤) You're radiating main character energy. If you have your eye on someone, shoot your shot and suggest a date. You'll get the yes you want. Someone from work or a professional meetup might surprise you with some bold, flirty moves. And slightly inappropriate.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) A breakthrough or lightbulb moment will show you the right way. Projects or plans that got shelved will get moving with new momentum. Progress will show in numbers and your skills will level up fast. Unexpected travel and impromptu pitches might disrupt your calendar, but it's the good kind of chaos that keeps you enthusiastic about your work.
(₿) Old contacts and casual networking could unlock financial opportunities. You'll notice something hidden in plain sight while others walk right past it. You'll manage expenses and savings with sharper acumen. Expect to dive into personal finance, money strategies and relevant laws to level up your money game.
(♥) If you've been annoyed by your partner or stuck in conflict with them, solutions will come. Expect sweeter QT and romantic resets. You’ll feel wanted and sexier. Expect more playful experimentation and renewed appetite for each other, like the honeymoon phase.
(⚤) Stuck in a dead-end situationship or can't stop thinking about an ex? Closure is finally coming. You’ll feel ready for new love. Romance could surface online, during travel or via a friend playing matchmaker. Someone you’ve known for ages might hint they want more.
