Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
March 21 – April 19
(⏰) Your creativity, intuition and foresight will reach new highs, helping you handle everything with on-point efficiency. You’ll breeze through workplace drama and customer complaints, treating them like your daily bite-sized entertainment. Your output will stand out, raising standards and moving the needle. Expect opportunities to increase your visibility and secure partnerships.
(₿) You'll spot a money-making opportunity that others sleep on. You'll handle your portfolio and risk management with ease, possibly based on sound advice from someone older. Must-pay bills stay pretty much the same. Splashing out on what makes you happy may delay your financial freedom but you also only live once.
(♥) A change of scene or a trip together will open up space for real talk and bring up buried feelings to the surface. You’ll realign shared goals and reassess what you both need from this relationship. A low-key moment will unexpectedly turn intimate and remind your partner how damn attractive you are.
(⚤) Be ready to get to know potential love interests of the same and opposite sex. You may discover something new about yourself. No labels. No rush. Attraction isn't linear. The best self-discoveries often come from following what feels most authentic to you.
♉ Taurus
April 20 – May 20
(⏰) Your productivity, ingenuity and AI-augmented creativity work in sync, delivering impressive results that get you noticed by higher-ups. You'll handle drama-stirrers and difficult personalities with the finesse of a seasoned diplomat. A group project could turn profitable. Your skills might attract extra income or a side gig. Expect a message from afar with an offer worth considering.
(₿) Someone may try to step on your toes, but you'll spot them fast and stand firm. Financial negotiations will be tough, but you’ve got an ace up your sleeve. Your inner CFO and your Yolo side will battle for control of your wallet and credit card.
(♥) An unexpected situation will push you and your partner to make a major decision about money or family. Arguments may flare up, but you’ll meet halfway. Expect lighthearted adventures, fun parties and romance in small gestures. A well-meaning relative might ask about your wedding or baby plan.
(⚤) Seeing more than one person? Someone in your roster might push for a label and commitment. But you'll prefer keeping your options open for now. Window shopping feels fun, but stay sharp. Romance scammers and money-hungry charmers could pop up.
♊ Gemini
May 21-June 20
(⏰) You’re officially in your peak productivity era. Backlog? Cleared. Drama and sudden shifts? Handled. Your strategic agility and people skills shine brighter. A tempting offer to jump ship will slide in. Dropping hints to your boss might trigger a counteroffer to make you stay. Business owners, a government deal or foreign collaboration is on the cards.
(₿) Your brain will run like a high-speed calculator and Lady Luck will watch over you. The amount of money you bring in is significantly higher. A long-awaited payment or funds will arrive. A friend may tip you off about a money-making chance. You'll handle your budget with finesse while spending on what fuels your soul.
(♥) If you're committed and exclusive, expect smooth communication with maybe a few healthy debates that tighten the bond. Two-timing? Your double life may get exposed. Secrets leak, chaos erupts IRL and online and suddenly everyone's got receipts.
(⚤) Seeing someone? Expect casual vibe, slower replies and mixed signals. Don't be shocked if they celebrate Songkran, all lovey-dovey with someone else. Keep your filters on high both online and on nights out. Bed-hoppers and hit-it-and-quit-it types are on the cards.
♋ Cancer
June 21 – July 22
(⏰) A senior colleague or someone you once helped will step in to help you right on time. They’ll cover your shift, defend you in meetings or fix problems you've been stuck on. Business owners, expect a powerful ally to introduce major foreign clients or open the door to a cross-border deal.
(₿) An older friend or long-lost contact will drop news about a profitable project. You'll budget wisely, trim the fat and treat yourself guilt-free. You can handle your finances like a money wizard.
(♥) You’ll be annoyed by your partner’s little quirks. Offbeat adventures and new experiences together will refresh the spark. Your bodies may find their way to each other more often (wink). You two might venture into the uncharted territories of desire, where every touch becomes discovery and every breath turns wild.
(⚤) Already seeing someone? You’ll still do a little window shopping. Your effortless magnetism will pull in singles and not-so-singles and you’ll sample the chemistry. An ex fighting with their current squeeze might circle back. Just don't.
♌ Leo
July 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You'll communicate and coordinate with colleagues and clients like a pro, nipping any drama in the bud before it blows up. Your ingenuity and AI-augmented creativity will produce harder-hitting outcomes. Higher-ups will listen, agree and give your ideas real air-time. Big negotiation or job interview coming up? You'll get the result you desired by the end of it.
(₿) An older friend will share insider intel, plug you into a money-making opportunity or help you seal a sweet deal. Essential bills won't stress you out, leaving room for little luxuries that keep you in high spirits. Investors, you'll be unfazed, proactive and contrarian, scaling in and out fast to stay ahead of the curve.
(♥) Your partner will call out your mean side or your behaviour that bugs them. Travel could bring an unexpected prize or windfall to you both. You'll kick off a new wellness routine together. Sexy time will be less frequent, but it'll be spicy and steamy every time.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone or juggling romantic options, you might soft-launch with the one who truly matches your energy. Single and seeking? Expect attention from someone older, well-spoken and clearly comfortable. Their poise and pedigree will impress you but you should look for their red flags, too
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You'll step into a cutthroat, dog-eat-dog workplace where politics and competition are rife. Deadlines are under your control, but keep your work on lockdown. Someone may try to gaslight their way into your credit or play the victim to make it look like you swiped their sauce. Document everything and let results speak louder than drama.
(₿) A friendly auntie or big sis will drop news about a profitable project or hook you up with a solid side hustle. Earnings will rise and so will your spending. Saving won't be your top priority, for now. Fomo-Yolo vibes and overpriced thrills will take the lead. Brace yourself for some buyer's remorse.
(♥) Someone will shoot their shot with you right in front of your partner, igniting jealousy and side-eye. Expect friction, beef, maybe even a cold war brewing. Entertaining someone on the side? They might drop a baby bombshell or push for a situation that forces a commitment reality check.
(⚤) You'll juggle conversations with a few admirers but keep your facts straight. A wrong name or mixed detail could undo your smooth moves. The one you're most attracted to will be a bit hard to get and the competition will be obvious.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) A team shake-up will put you in the spotlight. Your agility and people skills will stand out. You’ll be trusted to clean up swept-under-the-rug issues. Smart software and AI will be your secret weapons for quick wins. Business owners, a government deal or foreign collaboration could land on your desk.
(₿) A refund, reimbursement or repayment will come through. Pay or rate negotiations will swing your way. If you’re selling assets or brokering deals for others, your efforts will bear fruit. You can afford to cover essentials and indulge in retail therapy and feel-good experiences with zero stress.
(♥) A surprise windfall or good news will give you both a reason to toast. You'll make core memories together in a brand-new destination and the moments will be so romantic and Insta-worthy that your friends will be spamming the like button non-stop. Pillow talk might drift toward making a baby, honeymoon plans or levelling up your commitment.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you'll triumph and make things official and public. Single and exploring? Expect an unexpected cross-cultural romance. Sure, there might be some lost-in-translation moments but the attraction speaks louder than any dictionary ever could translate.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Curveballs will work in your favour, giving you a chance to flex your skills and leverage your connections while others spiral. Your rival will be drowning in their own drama while you grab the popcorn and enjoy the show from afar. You'll slay deadlines, clear backlogs and catch the higher-ups' attention. In between jobs? An international opportunity is on the cards.
(₿) A small but sweet windfall might land in your lap. A friend or an old contact could bring news of a lucrative side hustle. Saving will take a backseat while treat culture, soft life and dopamine buys take the wheel. Just skip moonshot schemes, get-rich-quick promises and investment scams dressed up as opportunities.
(♥) You two won't agree on everything, but working it out comes naturally. Expect cosy hangouts, playful adventures and Insta-worthy moments together. Oh, and if you’re hiding a side person, watch your step. Your partner's intuition is dialled up and one slip-up will have them connecting dots like they're solving a murder mystery.
(⚤) You'll date around and keep your options open, sampling vibes without rushing labels. Casual hook-ups or playful sexploration are written in the stars. Nobody's quite hitting the mark, though. Your bar stays sky-high, and you're not mad about it.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Work will feel part soap opera, part juggling act. A colleague at your level may try to white-ant you, while seniors dump their tasks on you. Wishy-washy, nitpicky clients will test every ounce of your patience. Watch what you say and double-check everything you write.
(₿) Your inner CFO will spar with your Yolo alter ego. Saving will sound smart, but shopping will feel sexy. Surprise bills for home, health or essential repairs could come up. Current investments with friends might trigger major clashes. A connection or a cousin may bring you freelance job but you'll have to say yes quickly.
(♥) A stranger may openly flirt with you or your partner, sparking jealousy. Roaching or running a side piece operation? Congratulations. Your two lives could collide spectacularly. Messy run-ins, digital drama and a s***show worthy of a reality TV finale may follow. Prepare for the impact.
(⚤) Fate's serving up a curveball crush. You'll meet someone completely different from your usual preferences and the chemistry will be magnetic. Conversation will flow naturally from day one, no forced small talk needed. A romantic rival or two might show up to spice things up.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22– Jan 19
(⏰) A fresh face on the team, shiny new tools or a budget boost will streamline your workflow and move your main project closer to the finish line. Business owners, travel will spark money-making ideas and unlock profitable opportunities. Between jobs? A friend or connection may tip you off about an opening before it goes public.
(₿) Cash comes easily, making bills feel like no big deal. Still, stay alert for fraud and scams. A financial dispute with someone close will test your patience big time, so brace yourself for negotiation and compromise. Don't guarantee anyone's debt.
(♥) Small disagreements will surface as your perspectives go in opposite directions, but nothing is unfixable. A quick back-and-forth will reset the vibe and land you on common ground. When life throws curveballs, you’ll be each other’s safe harbours and sounding boards. A well-meaning relative might ask about wedding bells or baby plans.
(⚤) Fresh faces are coming your way IRL and online, but the spark will stay flat. The vibe's off across the board. Nobody will quite match the energy you're looking for. Your standards stay exactly where they are and you're not about to lower them for mediocre matches.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) Your communication game and creative energy will be firing on all cylinders. Asking for support from colleagues and higher-ups will feel surprisingly smooth. Solo tasks and group work will progress smoothly. Deals and negotiations will land in your favour. Marketing or PR launches will resonate with your targets. A friendly contact may slide an intriguing opportunity into your inbox.
(₿) Stash some cash away if you have others relying on your wallet. Urgent bills might hit hard. Watch out for tourist traps and phishing scams dressed as fun or fandom hype. Traveling abroad? Secure the bag, literally.
(♥) Communication between you two will feel lighter. You'll be each other's foundation and compass. Playful plans, trips or throwback dates will revive the early-dating magic. Surprise good news or windfall might give you both something to celebrate and a new dream to explore together.
(⚤) Seeing someone or juggling romantic options? You might go public with the one who speaks your love language and operates on your wavelength. Single and unattached? Your main character energy will peak and pull in singles and not-so-singles. Choose wisely. With great rizz comes great responsibility.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) You'll spot solutions others miss and breeze through tough tasks like they're nothing. Your verbal, non-verbal and cross-cultural communication will be on fire, turning conflicts into collaborations and building momentum in every project. Any campaign or event you launch will turn heads. Expect opportunities to connect with the right people.
(₿) Expect some competition regarding your income sources, but you'll hold your ground and keep your earnings locked in. Scammers can try, but you'll see through their BS from a mile away. Discounts, rewards and points will have you shop smarter, not harder. If you have kids or pets, brace for surprise bills.
(♥) A sweet surprise or good news will arrive, benefiting you two and boosting both your moods. Changing scenery or traveling somewhere new will reboot the romance, bringing fresh energy and laughter. Between the sheets, expect fireworks. You might explore the furthest shores of each other's desire.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you'll triumph. A more serious chapter may begin soon. Single and wandering? An instant click with a foreign snack might spark excitement. The language barrier could trip you up, but the mystery and difference becomes magnetic pull.
