Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Your consistency converts into concrete results. Expect praise or recognition from higher-ups, possibly at a meeting, too. A new assignment or collab will broaden your skillset and widen your network. You'll catch a glimpse of where your organisation or industry is heading.
(₿) Your income will surprise you in the best way. The more you make, the more you spend. Saving takes a backseat while Fomo and Yolo vibes may trump discipline. Avoid travel deals for now. One wrong click could mean paying for a tour that never existed.
(♥) You two will spend more time together, but that doesn't mean more comfort. Your partner may grow suspicious, checking your phone and questioning your moves. They may even accuse you of cheating. Love feels like a roller coaster and losing your temper will only make things worse.
(⚤) Already seeing someone? Different mindsets and mixed signals could create distance and dull the heat. A friend, already taken or on a break, will act unusually sweet. It might be flattering and tempting, but this path leads straight to chaos. Save yourself the headache.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Work you thought was done will come back for a redo. Approvals may come late and messages from higher-ups could get mixed up, but a veteran colleague will throw you a lifeline. Things will move at snail's pace, but they will get there eventually. Double-check every detail before you post anything online.
(₿) Your passive income or side hustle generates a sizeable amount of extra cash and an opportunity you missed out on returns. Your negotiation game is strong right now, so deals will close with handshakes and signatures. Don't let Fomo rush you into making money moves. What works for others could backfire for you.
(♥) Expect more couple time while chemistry spikes back up. Expect more sexy moments. A talk about having a baby could come up. Your partner may reveal a selfish side or some not-so-cute behaviour, but your love for them is much stronger than how annoyed they make you feel sometimes.
(⚤) Someone from your work circle or friend group will shoot their shot but the chemistry is zero. You'll stay polite and friendly, but also firm on the friendzone. Swipe carefully on dating apps. Lonely spouses, hook-up hunters or romance scammers may slide into your DMs. Your intuition is your best filter.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Some of your usual responsibilities are disappearing and being replaced by new ones that'll push you out of your comfort zone. Expect to collaborate with unfamiliar faces on a transformation project that'll reshape your team or organisation. Progress will feel painfully slow and every step tests you, but you're gaining skills and perspectives along the way.
(₿) Cash flow will feel tight. Income comes in slowly, but bills won't wait and could outpace what you earn. Someone who owes you money might vanish into thin air. Financial friction with someone close is likely and keeping the peace will take serious amount of patience.
(♥) Your relationship will swing between passion and friction. One minute it feels close and comforting, the next could turn into tense arguments, especially when comparisons about money or success come up. Choose your words wisely and stay patient.
(⚤) You'll cross paths with someone intriguing and feel drawn in quickly, but they won't meet you halfway. Replies stay slow, signals stay mixed and you'll realise this is a one-sided crush. An old flame may try their luck asking for a loan. The nerve.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) Your intuition and creativity will align, letting you read the room and craft solutions that hit the mark. Ideas will land clean and clear and win support from higher-ups. Even doubters will get on board with you. A new assignment or collab will expand what you can do and who you know. You'll spot the direction your organisation or industry is heading towards.
(₿) Your income will match your hustle. Expect an insurance payout, refund or compensation to arrive. Financial disputes will be settled through a real compromise. Essential expenses will get cleared without stress, leaving you room to enjoy things that bring you joy.
(♥) Your partner's attitude, words or behaviour will get under your skin. You'll feel annoyed by them but won't waste energy on a fight. You'll choose silence, space or a mental exit instead. A conflict will lose its audience and die down on its own.
(⚤) A night out or swipe right might spark fiery chemistry with a fresh face. The heat will feel fun and thrilling at first. The flame burns bright and fizzles out by the next day (or by the time you're sober). Already seeing someone? Turns out you're not the only one they're getting to know. Good news is that you're still in the game.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Brace yourself for a meeting overload, but you'll gain more decision-making power. You'll handle conflicts smoothly and nail compromises that really work for all parties. You'll balance multiple tasks with ease and deliver results that speak volumes. Expect growing trust from the bigwigs. A sign or opportunity will prove they see you as essential.
(₿) Extra income, a small windfall or prize is coming your way. Your confidence and spending will rise together. The more you make, the more you'll want to spend. Fomo and Yolo mindset will slow down your savings goal. Skip mixing money with friends. No loans, investments or co-signing with any of them.
(♥) Expect more couple time but you may want to be alone instead. Your partner may turn detective, checking your phone and questioning your every move. Cheating accusations may be thrown around. Talks about commitment or long-term plans could get tense. Breathe. Staying calm keeps things from blowing up.
(⚤) Already dating someone? Their main squeeze may pop up to tell you to eff off. Sorry, you got played. The dating world gets twisted and chaotic in ways you never saw coming. Swipe smart on dating apps this week. Lonely spouses and hook-up hunters may slide into your DMs.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Drama queens and energy vampires won't change their tunes. Delayed documents, crossed wires and petty conflicts will drain you a bit, but you'll navigate through them all professionally. Rather than fighting head-on, you'll flex and adapt your approach to whatever comes. Higher-ups notice your problem-solving skills and may offer a chance to level up.
(₿) A friendly uncle or big bro in your circle might bring good news or slide you a money-making opportunity. The urge to splurge and treat yourself is strong. Pump the brakes before you blow cash on overpriced wants disguised as needs. Think twice or thrice before making any overseas investment.
(♥) Your relationship will look picture-perfect to everyone else. Behind closed doors, money matters and long-term goals will spark some real tension. Being brutally honest — even when it's uncomfortable — works better than making promises you're not ready to keep.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone, the vibes stay light and casual. There are no official labels yet. Someone interesting might pop up online, but language barriers or clashing lifestyles (maybe both) will dim the excitement.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) Your steady grind pays off with real, visible results. Higher-ups will give you credit and green-light your plans. Politics and office drama won't affect you. Your work moves forward with solid momentum. A tempting opportunity or offer could catch your eye, but read the fine print before you make the final decision.
(₿) You might stumble onto a low-key money opportunity, something secretive that you'll need to keep under wraps for now. Watch your spending, though. Pricey wellness treats, travel deals or leisure splurges could be just hype. Don't copy your friend's investments. What works for their wallet could wreck yours.
(♥) You'll handle conversations and expectations with your partner more smoothly, nailing the balance between closeness and personal space. Seeing someone on the side? They might drop a pregnancy bombshell or cause a situation that forces you to think hard about commitment and where this is really going.
(⚤) Your heart's running wild this week. Be ready to be flirted with online and IRL, maybe even from a friend who's suddenly acting different. You'll catch feelings fast and often, wanting to keep every conversation going. That's fine for now. You have time to figure out whom you fancy the most.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Your skills will evolve into something sharp and versatile. You'll crack complex problems and develop new solutions quickly. Creativity and logic will work in sync for you. Your results will surpass everyone's expectations, including those who underestimated you. Job hunting? You'll hear good news.
(₿) Earnings will rise and so will your spending. The more you bring in, the more you’ll indulge. Saving will take a backseat while lifestyle inflation and little luxuries take the wheel. Financial friction with business partners or people close to you could surface, demanding serious patience or a lawyer's mediation. Read every contract carefully before signing.
(♥) Talking joint financial decisions with your honey might not be fun but common ground is within reach. Expect sweet and peaceful moments that remind you two why you chose each other in the first place. Stay vanilla during your sexy time. Acrobatic moves may cause an injury that you have to explain to the doctor how it happened.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone, the truth will come out. They love your vibe but don't want any labels. A familiar (or new) face at work might find an excuse to get closer. It's rather obvious that even HR would roll their eyes. A romance scammer with a picture-perfect profile may DM you.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Delays and setbacks will disrupt your normal routine. Work may stall and plans may be changed or cancelled. But these setbacks cause you to rethink how you work and communicate. You'll discover smarter tools and approaches along the way. Speaking your mind will open doors you didn't notice. A chat with a senior colleague will spotlight a talent you underestimated and spark new confidence.
(₿) Meeting more people costs you more money but it won't be a total waste. Every coffee, dinner, or get-together will pay back in new clients, side gigs or earning opportunities. If you're selling something or brokering deals, success will feel well within reach. Struggling with debt? You could renegotiate terms, restructure payments or find ways to lighten the load.
(♥) You and your partner will talk things through with more ease and honesty. Old tension softens, finding common ground feels easier and meeting halfway won’t feel forced. Netflix night might turn into a soft, sweet moment instead of just falling asleep mid-episode.
(⚤) A friendly auntie or big sis will play Cupid between you and someone interesting but the chemistry isn't really there. You may catch feelings for someone you know you shouldn’t. The attraction is loud and real, even if logic says this crosses personal or social lines. Think it through before you proceed.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Your sharp instincts and battle-tested skills allow you to assess situations faster. Big picture and small details won't escape you. Higher-ups will speed-dial you when crises hit. Office drama may head towards you but you know to stay above the fray. Got a big presentation coming up? Prepare a plan B (and maybe a plan C).
(₿) Financial negotiations won't be smooth, but you've got the upper hand. You'll spot smart ways to make more and spend less. An earning opportunity that slipped away will circle back. Dealing with debt? The biggest one is about to be wiped out and you'll feel its weight being lifted off your mind. Congrats!
(♥) You and your partner will clash over commitment issues and where this relationship is actually going. Hidden secrets will surface and fuel the fire. Your bond, along with some grounded advice from a friend who's been there and done that, will gradually cool things down.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone, brace yourself. An unexpected DM or visitor might reveal they've got a whole spouse you knew nothing about. New romantic prospects will pop up online, but the vibe will fall flat. You'll swipe, scroll and shrug. Your heart will stay unmoved.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) Sudden changes will rattle everyone, but you'll stay cool while others spiral into panic mode. You're the calm in the storm, handling chaos with quiet confidence. You'll be the team's trusted guru, peacekeeper and unofficial therapist all in one. A secret project or under-the-radar side gig might be given to you.
(₿) Your money instincts and raw data will work in sync, helping you spot earning potential others can't see. Necessary expenses will be cleared easily. Resist the urge to splurge too much. Watch out for phishing traps masquerading as entertainment or things you love — they're designed to drain your wallet.
(♥) You'll nail the balance between me-time and we-time. Arguments won't stick around long while an intriguing side of your partner may surprise you. If your baby is due soon, they'll arrive safe and chubby like a Michelin baby.
(⚤) If you’re seeing someone, things may fade into silence or mutual ghosting. You won’t lose sleep over this since your heart was never fully invested. A younger face you meet online or on a night out may spark butterflies, but a clear generation gap will come up fast. Watch out for romance scammers in your DMs.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) Tension is brewing. A crisis may erupt out of nowhere. Past tasks or an old project will boomerang back, demanding fixes and revisions. Expect mind games and blame games. Stay steady. Your grit, creative problem-solving and quiet backing from higher-ups will carry you through. Slow progress is clearing the runway for something better.
(₿) Earnings will come in uneven waves while expenses will come in droves. Expect repair costs for essentials that break or give up on you. A family member might hit you up for a loan that's hard to refuse. Keep a sharp eye on your belongings. You may lose something through your own forgetfulness or theft.
(♥) Expect family drama to flare up. Secrets will spill, wounds will reopen and a well-meaning friend may stir the pot. Pause before texting or talking things out with your partner. One rushed or careless word could explode into something way bigger. Don't pour gasoline on an already burning situation.
(⚤) Seeing someone? You're one of several people they're talking to. What felt hot turns heavy with hurt and anger. Walking away won't come easy yet. A fresh face online might shoot their shot with smooth talk, but your heart stays guarded. You're not ready yet.
